Description
This rude Christmas card starts out sweet: a chickadee in a red knit hat on snowy pine, painted in a soft vintage woodland style. The punchline is not sweet: “A little birdie told me the holidays are here… and I was like: FUCK ME, it’s a talking bird.”
A folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope. For birdwatchers, feeder fanatics and best friends who like pretty art with terrible language. Explicit language on the front.
Product Details
• Chickadee in snowy pine with red berries, pinecones and a jingle bell
• Vintage woodland illustration style
• Original Designs by Linda Nee artwork
• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire
Perfect For
• Birdwatchers and backyard feeder fans
• Friends who swear more than they should
• Adult Secret Santa and white elephant gifts
• Coworkers you trust completely
• Sisters and best friends
What to Write Inside
A few lines that suit this card:
• “The bird talked. I listened. Merry Christmas.”
• “Feeder’s full, season’s here, love you.”
• “Bird news: you’re my favorite.”
• “Happy holidays from me and my new friend.”
Complete Your Collection
Make it a trio with the Talking Moose Funny Adult Christmas Card and the Talking Goose Naughty Christmas Card. Birders will also like the Bird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card and the Talking Bird Inappropriate Birthday Card. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a Build Your Own Card Box for $50, shipped free.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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