Christmas Cards
Funny, vintage and gothic Christmas cards on soft linen cardstock, from melting snowmen and talking moose to Old World Santa and Krampus, blank inside and made to order in our Henniker NH studio.
Funny, Vintage and Gothic Christmas Cards for Everyone on Your List
Our Christmas cards are original designs printed on textured Red River Linen cardstock as folded 5 × 7 inch cards. There’s a melting snowman for the husband who survives your holiday meltdowns, an Old World Santa flying over a snowy forest for Grandma, and Krampus with a red lantern for the friend who thinks Christmas is too cheerful. Every card is blank inside, comes with a matching envelope and protective cellophane sleeve, and is printed and shipped from Henniker, New Hampshire.
If boxed drugstore Christmas cards all look the same to you, these are the alternative. Each design is sold as a single card or in 5 and 10 card packs, which bring the price per card down for a long holiday card list. Want variety instead? The Build Your Own Card Box lets you mix any 12 cards for $50 with free US shipping, so the snowman, the penguin and the Krampus can all go out in the same December.
Find the Right Christmas Card for Everyone on Your List
• Funny Christmas cards: dry, clean humor for partners, siblings and coworkers, like the Melting Snowman Funny Christmas Card for Husband, the Folded Piece of Paper Sarcastic Christmas Card and the Three Wise Men Be Serious Retro Christmas Card
• Rude and adult humor: sweet woodland art with a very loud punchline (explicit language on the front), including the Talking Moose Funny Adult Christmas Card, the Talking Goose Naughty Christmas Card and the Little Birdie Told Me Rude Christmas Card
• Vintage and traditional: old fashioned Christmas scenes in soft, painterly color, such as the Vintage Santa Sleigh Christmas Note Card, the Snowy Vintage Christmas Tree Note Card and the Snowy Village Church Christmas Note Card
• Rustic and country: farmhouse Christmas for barn people and snowman collectors, like the Rustic Red Barn Country Christmas Note Card and the Vintage Snowman by the Fence Christmas Note Card
• Cute animals and kids: winter wildlife for classrooms, grandkids and animal lovers, including the Penguin in a Santa Hat Christmas Note Card, the Plaid Scarf Bunny Christmas Note Card and the Moonlit Barn Owl Christmas Note Card
• Krampus and gothic Christmas: Alpine folklore for horror fans and Krampusnacht on December 5, like the Merry Krampus Vintage Lettered Christmas Card, the Santa and Krampus Vintage Christmas Note Card, the Krampus Red Lantern Alpine Christmas Note Card and the Krampus Gothic Christmas Note Card
• Bigfoot believers: the Bigfoot at the Window Christmas Note Card, with Sasquatch peeking in at the Christmas lights
Christmas Cards for Husbands, Coworkers, Clients and Kids
Because every card is blank inside, the same design can be a Christmas card for your husband or boyfriend, a holiday thank you for a client, a classroom card for a teacher, or a winter birthday card for a December baby. The quiet, text free designs like the snowy tree, the barn owl and the village church suit business and professional lists. The funny cards suit the people who would roll their eyes at anything sentimental. Several of the Krampus designs work just as well for Krampusnacht, Yule and winter solstice mail.
What to Write in a Christmas Card
A short, personal line usually beats a long letter. A few ideas to borrow:
• “Merry Christmas from our home to yours.”
• “Wishing you a calm, bright and very cozy Christmas.”
• “Thank you for making this year better. Merry Christmas.”
• “Naughty or nice, you’re on my list.”
• “Thinking of you this Christmas and hoping the new year is kind.”
Each product page includes four message ideas written for that specific design.
Card Details
• Folded 5 × 7 inch cards, A7 size
• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft woven texture
• Blank inside for your own message
• Matching envelope and protective cellophane sleeve with every card
• Available as 1 card, a 5 card pack ($22.50) or a 10 card pack ($42.50)
• Mix any 12 designs in a Build Your Own Card Box for $50 with free US shipping
• Orders are processed in 1 to 2 business days and ship flat in a rigid mailer from Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
• Free US shipping on orders of $50 or more, $5.95 flat rate under $50
Every card is made to order and packed by hand. Planning a bulk order for an office, a church, a classroom or your business’s client list? Email us.
Explore More Christmas Favorites
Find gifts to go with your cards in the Christmas Shop and Christmas Ornaments, frame a bigger version of your favorite scene with Traditional Christmas Art Prints and Dark Christmas Art Prints, or browse year round designs in Linen Note Cards and Greeting Cards.
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