Description
This funny adult Christmas card looks like the sweetest one on the mantel: a moose in a red knit hat and scarf, snowy pine, berries and a jingle bell. Then they read the caption: “A little moose told me that Christmas is here… and I was like: FUCK ME, it’s a talking moose.”
A folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope. Made for moose lovers, New Englanders and friends who swear more than they should. Explicit language on the front.
Product Details
• Moose in a red winter hat and scarf with snowy evergreens, berries, pinecones and a bell
• Traditional woodland Christmas look that hides the joke until it’s read
• Original Designs by Linda Nee artwork
• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire
Perfect For
• Friends with a foul mouth and a big heart
• Moose lovers, hunters and outdoorsy people
• New Englanders, Mainers and Alaskans
• White elephant and adult Secret Santa gifts
• Siblings and coworkers you know well
What to Write Inside
A few lines that suit this card:
• “Merry Christmas. Moose said hi.”
• “Didn’t believe it either until I heard it.”
• “The moose and I both wish you a cheerful season.”
• “Don’t show this one to Grandma.”
Complete Your Collection
The moose has company. Send the Talking Goose Naughty Christmas Card and the Little Birdie Told Me Rude Christmas Card as a matched set, or grab the Talking Bird Inappropriate Birthday Card for later. Browse more funny greeting cards. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a Build Your Own Card Box for $50, shipped free.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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