Description
This naughty Christmas card looks completely wholesome: a goose in a red knit hat and scarf, framed by holly, pinecones and a Christmas bell. Then someone reads it: “A little goose told me the holidays are here… and I was like: FUCK ME, it’s a talking goose.”
A folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope. Made for goose people, farmers, backyard flock keepers and adult gift exchanges. Explicit language on the front.
Product Details
• Goose in a red knit hat and scarf with holly, berries, pinecones and a bell
• Cozy traditional look that hides the punchline
• Original Designs by Linda Nee artwork
• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire
Perfect For
• Goose lovers and backyard flock keepers
• Farmers and homesteaders
• Best friends and sisters with a filthy sense of humor
• Adult gift exchanges
• Anyone who’s survived a goose encounter
What to Write Inside
A few lines that suit this card:
• “Honk if you’re ready for Christmas.”
• “The goose told me. I’m telling you.”
• “Merry Christmas from one wild bird to another.”
• “Have a season with fewer geese than last year.”
Complete Your Collection
Collect the whole talking animal crew: the Talking Moose Funny Adult Christmas Card and the Little Birdie Told Me Rude Christmas Card. For barnyard fans, try the Funny Rooster Chicken Birthday Note Card. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a Build Your Own Card Box for $50, shipped free.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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