Description
“A little birdie told me it was your birthday… and I was like: F* me, it's a talking bird.” This inappropriate birthday card pairs a charming watercolor chickadee with clean typewriter typography, so the punchline lands with the same polish as the artwork.
It's the easy pick for bird lovers, backyard birders, and anyone who appreciates a clever, slightly inappropriate laugh. Printed on premium Red River Linen card stock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch inappropriate birthday card
• Watercolor chickadee illustration with modern script accent
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Bird lovers and backyard birders
• Friends with a sarcastic sense of humor
• Husbands, wives, siblings, and coworkers
• Anyone who'll actually keep the card as a keepsake
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more sarcastic bird humor? Pair it with the Bird Feeder Era Funny Bird Birthday Card or the Bird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card, or browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more feathered, foul-mouthed punchlines.
FAQ
Is this bird birthday card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own note.
Is the language on the card censored?
Yes, the printed card uses a censored version of the joke, just like the product photos show.
What size is this birthday card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
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