Bird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card


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Description

One day you are young and cool. The next you are outside at 6am in a fleece vest, genuinely excited about a Black-capped Chickadee at the feeder. Nobody sees it coming. This 5 × 7 blank greeting card is for everyone who made that journey and for the people who watched it happen in real time.

The bird on the front is a real Black-capped Chickadee, photographed at a backyard feeder by Linda Nee rather than illustrated. Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with archival inks, the card carries the joke on the front and leaves the inside blank for whatever you want to say. Envelope included, fits a standard 5 × 7 frame.

Product Details

• 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card, A7 format
• Front features an original wildlife photograph of a Black-capped Chickadee
• Printed text on the front, so the joke lands before the card is opened
• Original photography by Linda Nee, not an illustration
• Inside is completely blank for your own message
• Works as a birthday, friendship or just because card

Size & Format

• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format
• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture
• Professionally printed with archival quality inks
• Blank inside with no printed greeting
• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame

Packaging & Shipping

• Includes a matching white A7 envelope
• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending
• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10

Perfect For

• Birders who know exactly how this happened
• Backyard feeder watchers and new converts
• Funny birthday cards for him or her
• Grown up hobby birthdays
• People with a dry, self deprecating sense of humor
• Framing afterward as small conversation starting art

What to Write Inside

Blank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:
• “Happy birthday. The binoculars were the beginning of the end.”
• “Congratulations on your new personality.”
• “Thinking of you and your suspiciously detailed feeder log.”
• “No regrets. None at all. Happy birthday.”

Complete Your Collection

There is a matching Bird Nerd Sign that makes this a proper birder gift set. Browse the Bird Art and Decor collection or more greeting cards.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our greeting cards are printed on premium, textured Red River Linen card stock for a boutique-stationery feel.
Each card is a folded 5 x 7-inch card in standard portrait orientation.
Yes, our greeting cards are blank inside so you can add your own personal message.
Yes, every card ships with a coordinating envelope included.
Yes, most designs are available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards, so you can stock up on your favorites.

We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.

We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.

If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us at [email protected] before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.

Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.

For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.

Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.

Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.

Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.

If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.

If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.

Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.

If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.

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