Bird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card

Officially in Your Bird Nerd Era


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Description

One day you are young and cool. The next you are outside at 6am in a fleece vest, genuinely excited about a Black-capped Chickadee at the feeder. Nobody sees it coming. This 5 × 7 blank greeting card is for everyone who made that journey and for the people who watched it happen in real time.

The bird on the front is a real Black-capped Chickadee, photographed at a backyard feeder by Linda Nee rather than illustrated. It's a funny birthday or just-because card for the backyard birder in your life — blank inside on Red River Linen cardstock, with a coordinating envelope included.

Product Details

• 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card, A7 format
• Front features an original wildlife photograph of a Black-capped Chickadee
• Printed text on the front, so the joke lands before the card is opened
• Original photography by Linda Nee, not an illustration

Size & Format

• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format
• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture
• Professionally printed with archival quality inks
• Blank inside with no printed greeting
• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame

Packaging & Shipping

• Includes a matching white A7 envelope
• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending
• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10

Perfect For

• Birders who know exactly how this happened
• Backyard feeder watchers and new converts
• Funny birthday cards for him or her
• Grown up hobby birthdays
• People with a dry, self deprecating sense of humor
• Framing afterward as small conversation starting art

What to Write Inside

Blank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:
• "Happy birthday. The binoculars were the beginning of the end."
• "Congratulations on your new personality."
• "Thinking of you and your suspiciously detailed feeder log."
• "No regrets. None at all. Happy birthday."

Complete Your Collection

There is a matching Bird Nerd Sign that makes this a proper birder gift set, or pair it with the Early Bird Gets the Worm Greeting Card for a matching set. Browse the Bird Art and Decor collection or more greeting cards.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our greeting cards are printed on premium, textured Red River Linen card stock for a boutique-stationery feel.
Each card is a folded 5 x 7-inch card in standard portrait orientation.
Yes, our greeting cards are blank inside so you can add your own personal message.
Yes, every card ships with a coordinating envelope included.
Yes, most designs are available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards, so you can stock up on your favorites.
Our greeting card designs cover everything from birthdays and holidays to thank-you notes, sympathy, and just-because moments — browse by collection to find the right design for your occasion.
Yes, feel free to add multiple different designs to your cart in a single order — each design ships together unless noted otherwise.

Handcrafted in NH

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