Greeting Cards
Bold, sarcastic greeting cards for birthdays, graduations, anniversaries, weddings, and everything in between, each printed on premium cardstock and made to order in our Henniker NH studio.
Funny greeting cards for people who would rather laugh than get misty about another year, another anniversary or another move. Every card has the joke printed right on the front, from a whiskey-aged birthday burn to a skunk who is so stinking proud of the graduate. Each one is a 5 × 7 inch folded card on linen cardstock with a coordinating envelope, sold singly or in packs of 5 and 10.
The humor runs dry and a little sarcastic, which makes these a safe bet for husbands, brothers, sisters, best friends and the coworker who would see straight through anything sappy. A handful use adult language, so read the front before sending one to your grandmother.
The card that gets a laugh before the gift is opened
Funny birthday cards for him and for her
Milestone birthdays get the most attention here. There are aging jokes about bourbon, car radios and missing photo evidence, cards written for husbands and brothers, and retro pin-up humor for sisters and best friends. There's even a 40th birthday card with some very dark humor about life's departures.
Anniversary and wedding humor
For couples who show love through teasing, there are cards celebrating the fact that you're still married, and a wedding card congratulating the newlyweds on the best decision they ever made.
Graduation, new job and congratulations
The skunk graduation card, a "totally earned it" card for promotions and new jobs, and an early bird card for the overachiever cover most of the proud-of-you moments.
New homes, new babies and everyday laughs
Housewarming cards joke about neighbors and about overstaying your welcome. The baby shower card is honest about who the present is really for. Coworker, just-because and thinking-of-you cards round out the rest.
Bird and farm humor for backyard regulars
Bird nerds, bird feeder devotees and one very chatty talking bird star in cards that pair nicely with the bird art and decor collection. There's also a sassy rooster for chicken keepers.
When you'd rather write the joke yourself
If you want art on the front and your own words inside, browse the linen note cards, or see every greeting card and note card in one place.
Size, paper and packaging
- 5 × 7 inch folded card
- Printed in color on linen cardstock
- Coordinating envelope included
- Available as 1 card, 5 cards or 10 cards
- Packed flat to protect the corners
Made With Care
Every card is made to order and packed with care before it ships. Want a custom message or a larger quantity for a party or office? Email us. To finish the gift, pair a card with something from gifts and accessories.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC