Description
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.” This funny birthday card for her pairs that dry punchline with a cheerful watercolor-style sprinkle cake, so the joke lands with the same quality as the artwork.
Clean typewriter typography and a colorful cake illustration make this the easy pick for a best friend, sister, coworker, or spouse who'd rather laugh than read something sentimental. It's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card for her
• Lightly textured, boutique-stationery finish
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Best friend birthdays
• Sisters, coworkers, and spouses who love sarcastic humor
• Milestone birthdays and cake-loving gag gifts
• Pairing with a bottle of wine, dessert, or gift card
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more sarcastic birthday humor? Pair it with the Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend or the Turn Down the Radio Funny Birthday Card, or browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more best-friend-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this funny birthday card for her blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own note or keep the joke going.
What size is this birthday card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Where can I buy funny birthday cards like this one?
Right here. Every card ships directly from the Designs by Linda Nee studio in the USA.
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