Description
"I'm not calling you old… but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive." This funny birthday card pairs a detailed whiskey glass illustration with a dry punchline, printed in high-quality color for someone who appreciates good bourbon and birthdays without the sentimental fluff.
It's the easy pick for husbands, dads, grandpas, brothers, and friends who are becoming increasingly valuable with age. Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card
• Detailed whiskey glass illustration, printed in color
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Whiskey and bourbon lovers
• Husbands, dads, grandpas, and brothers
• Milestone birthdays and retirement celebrations
• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift
Complete Your Collection
Shopping for another distinguished birthday? Pair it with the Not Yung No Mo Birthday Card for Husband or the Old Age Joke Funny Birthday Card for Men, or browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more milestone-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this whiskey birthday card blank inside?
Yes, it's blank inside so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Would this work as a retirement card too?
Yes, the aging joke fits retirement just as well as a milestone birthday.
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