Description
“Nowadays, 'getting lucky' means standing up without making a noise.” This funny birthday card for men features a clean black-and-white typewriter-style design with an aging joke that lands hardest with anyone whose knees, back, or hips have recently developed their own commentary.
It's the easy pick for husbands, dads, brothers, and coworkers celebrating a milestone birthday or heading into retirement with their sense of humor intact. It's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card for men
• Classic black typography on a white background
• Portrait orientation
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• 40th, 50th, 60th, and 70th birthdays
• Husbands, dads, brothers, and friends
• Retirement gifts and getting-older gag gifts
• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more sarcastic aging humor? Pair it with the Life Departures Funny 40th Birthday Card or the Not Yung No Mo Birthday Card for Husband, or browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more milestone-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this birthday card for men blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Would this work as a retirement card?
Yes, the aging joke fits retirement just as well as a milestone birthday.
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