Description
This sarcastic Christmas card is honest about what a Christmas card really is: “Sending all the love a folded piece of paper can bring. Merry Christmas.” A tiny tree with red and gold ornaments keeps it festive enough for the mantel.
Dry, clean humor with no swearing, so it’s safe for coworkers, siblings and friends who hate sappy cards. A folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope.
Product Details
• Front reads “Sending all the love a folded piece of paper can bring. Merry Christmas.”
• Small Christmas tree with red and gold ornaments and a gold star
• Typewriter lettering with red script on white
• Original artwork by Linda Nee, AI assisted and finished by hand for a painterly look
• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire
Perfect For
• Friends and siblings with dry humor
• Coworkers and office card exchanges
• People who hate overly sentimental cards
• Secret Santa gift tags
• Anyone who mails cards purely out of obligation
What to Write Inside
A few lines that suit this card:
• “Fully folded. Fully meant.”
• “This paper is doing its best.”
• “Proof I remembered you. Merry Christmas.”
• “More love than it looks like, I promise.”
Complete Your Collection
Pair it with the Melting Snowman Funny Christmas Card for Husband or the Three Wise Men Be Serious Retro Christmas Card, and browse more funny greeting cards for the rest of the list. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a Build Your Own Card Box for $50, shipped free.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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