Description
"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers." Some people send sweet, sentimental cards. Other people send the truth, with supporting research, naturally. This hilariously blunt just because card features bold black typography on a clean white background for unapologetic adult humor.
It's the easy pick for the intelligent, foul-mouthed person in your life — best friends, coworkers, or a spouse who treats profanity as a highly developed skill. It's a 5 × 7-inch folded card on quality linen cardstock, blank inside, with a coordinating envelope included.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch just because card
• Crisp black typography on a clean white background
• Contains explicit adult language
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Best friends with no filter
• Sarcastic coworkers and foul-mouthed family
• Birthdays, congratulations, and celebrations
• Just-because surprises for people who swear intelligently
Complete Your Collection
Need more unapologetic humor? Pair it with the Neighbor Joke Funny Housewarming Card or the Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend, or browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more foul-mouthed favorites.
FAQ
Is this just because card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Does this card contain explicit language?
Yes, this card contains explicit adult language, as shown in the product photos.
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