Description
"Congratulations on your new home! I hope your new neighbors aren't assholes." This funny housewarming card skips the sugary sentiment and gets straight to the important stuff, printed in clean black-and-white typography for a modern, understated look.
It's the easy pick for close friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor with a little bite. Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One 5 × 7-inch funny housewarming card
• Clean black-and-white typography design
• Professionally printed to order in the USA
• Card artwork created by Designs by Linda Nee LLC
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• New homeowners and first-time home buyers
• Friends moving house and new apartment celebrations
• Coworker moving gifts and realtor client gifts
• New neighbor congratulations
Complete Your Collection
Also have a guest who won't take the hint? Pair it with the Overstay My Welcome Funny New Home Card, or browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more close-friend-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this housewarming card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a 5 × 7-inch card, printed to order in the USA.
How is this different from your other new home card?
This one jokes about hoping the new neighbors aren't jerks, while the other jokes about overstaying your welcome as a guest.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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