Funny black-and-white birthday card reading “Oh look, another day all about you,” with “selfish asshole” crossed out above “Happy Birthday.”
Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend styled on a wooden desk with a candle, pen, and coffee cup.
Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend displayed on a marble surface beside a crystal vase.
Close-up of the Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend showing the crossed-out punchline in bold type.
Product spec card: printed on luxurious linen cardstock, comes with a matching envelope and protective cello sleeve
Product spec card: folded 5x7 (A7) art greeting card, blank inside, richly printed with crisp detail
Designs by Linda Nee brand card: proudly designed and made in the USA
Shop more fine art prints and gifts at designsbylindanee.com — photo paper, metal, and more
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Funny black-and-white birthday card reading “Oh look, another day all about you,” with “selfish asshole” crossed out above “Happy Birthday.”Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend styled on a wooden desk with a candle, pen, and coffee cup.Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend displayed on a marble surface beside a crystal vase.Close-up of the Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend showing the crossed-out punchline in bold type.Product spec card: printed on luxurious linen cardstock, comes with a matching envelope and protective cello sleeveProduct spec card: folded 5x7 (A7) art greeting card, blank inside, richly printed with crisp detailDesigns by Linda Nee brand card: proudly designed and made in the USAShop more fine art prints and gifts at designsbylindanee.com — photo paper, metal, and more

Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend

The Card Only They Deserve

Price:
$5.00
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Description

"Oh look, another day all about you." This sarcastic birthday card calls out the wonderfully self-centered friend who turns every occasion into their own personal holiday, with a crossed-out "selfish asshole" punchline landing right before a more socially acceptable "Happy Birthday."

It's the easy pick for a best friend, sibling, spouse, or coworker who appreciates blunt humor over sentimental cards — a 5 × 7-inch folded card on quality linen cardstock, blank inside, with a coordinating envelope included.

Product Details

• Funny adult birthday greeting card
• Black typography design with sarcastic wording

Size & Format

• Measures approximately 5" × 7"
• Coordinating envelope included

Packaging & Shipping

• Front design printed in permanent, high-quality color
• Printed and packaged to order

Perfect For

• Best friend birthdays
• Brother or sister birthdays
• Husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend birthdays
• Coworker birthdays
• Milestone birthdays and just-because teasing

Complete Your Collection

Need more blunt birthday humor? Pair it with the Low Maturity Birthday Card for Brother or the Smart People Swear Just Because Card, or browse more sarcastic birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee.

FAQ

Is this birthday card for best friend blank inside?
Yes, it's blank inside so you can add your own message.

Does this card contain adult language?
Yes, this card contains adult language, as shown in the product photos.

What size is the card?
Approximately 5" × 7", with a coordinating envelope included.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our greeting cards are printed on premium, textured Red River Linen card stock for a boutique-stationery feel.
Each card is a folded 5 x 7-inch card in standard portrait orientation.
Yes, our greeting cards are blank inside so you can add your own personal message.
Yes, every card ships with a coordinating envelope included.
Yes, most designs are available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards, so you can stock up on your favorites.
Our greeting card designs cover everything from birthdays and holidays to thank-you notes, sympathy, and just-because moments — browse by collection to find the right design for your occasion.
Yes, feel free to add multiple different designs to your cart in a single order — each design ships together unless noted otherwise.

Handcrafted in NH

Premium quality designed and produced in our New Hampshire studio

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