Description
Marriage is beautiful, meaningful, and occasionally a minor miracle. This funny anniversary card pairs a “Holy Shit. We're Still Married.” punchline with two sweet chickadees on a flowering branch — soft watercolor art that keeps the humor bold without feeling crude.
It's the easy pick for a husband, wife, or longtime partner who appreciates sarcasm and has survived another year together. Printed on textured Red River Linen card stock, this 5 × 7-inch folded card is blank inside with a coordinating envelope — ready for your own heartfelt message, or a note on whose fault everything is.
Product Details
• One 5 × 7-inch funny anniversary card
• Original chickadee watercolor artwork, printed on the front
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Husbands, wives, and longtime partners
• 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, and 50th anniversaries
• Sarcastic spouses and bird lovers
• Pairing with a photo, handwritten memory, or small gift
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more sarcastic love and marriage humor? Pair it with the Best Decision You Ever Made Wedding Card for the newlyweds in your life, or the chickadee-loving Talking Bird Inappropriate Birthday Card for more feathered sarcasm, and browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more spouse-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this anniversary card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Does this card work for any anniversary year?
Yes, the joke works for a 10th, 25th, 50th, or any year in between.
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