Description
“I can't wait to overstay my welcome. Congratulations on your new home — AKA my 2nd home.” This funny new home card pairs bold distressed typography with handwritten script for a clean, sarcastic design that's just right for close friends.
It's the easy pick for best friends, siblings, or any new homeowner whose guest room is about to become your unofficial vacation property. It's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny new home card
• Clean black-and-white distressed typography design
• Coordinating envelope included
• Professionally printed to order in the USA
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• New homeowners and first-time buyers
• Best friends and siblings moving house
• Housewarming gifts and realtor closing gifts
• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more sarcastic gift-giving humor? Pair it with the Neighbor Joke Funny Housewarming Card for another new-home laugh, or browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more close-friend-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this new home card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Is this a good housewarming gift?
Yes, it works well as a standalone housewarming card or paired with a small gift.
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