Description
“You can cross 'dying young' off your list of things to worry about.” This funny 40th birthday card turns the realities of getting older into a vintage airport departures board, printed in a black, cream, gold, and red palette. Youth has departed, the hairline is missing, and reading glasses are now mandatory.
It's the easy pick for friends, siblings, spouses, coworkers, and fellow Gen Xers who appreciate sarcastic aging humor. It's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message — or one more line about that cancelled flight to youth.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny 40th birthday card
• Vintage airport departures board design
• Black, cream, gold, and red color palette
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• 40th, 50th, 60th, and 70th birthdays
• Gen X birthdays and retirement celebrations
• Friends, siblings, and coworkers with dark humor
• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more sarcastic aging humor? Pair it with the Picture Speaks Funny 50th Birthday Card or the Old Age Joke Funny Birthday Card for Men, or browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more milestone-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this 40th birthday card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Does this card work for a 50th or 60th birthday too?
Yes, the life departures joke fits any milestone birthday, not just the 40th.
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