three signs with the same message, stating "Grand-Père's Garage" and "If he can't fix it, we're all screwed".
The image is a sign with the text "GRAND PÉRE'S GARAGE" and "IF HE CAN'T FIX IT WE'RE ALL SCREWED" printed on it.
a sign with the text "GRAND PÉRE'S GARAGE" and below it, "IF HE CAN'T FIX IT WE'RE ALL SCREWED".
a sign with the text "GRAND-PÉRE'S GARAGE" in a red and black color scheme.
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three signs with the same message, stating "Grand-Père's Garage" and "If he can't fix it, we're all screwed".The image is a sign with the text "GRAND PÉRE'S GARAGE" and "IF HE CAN'T FIX IT WE'RE ALL SCREWED" printed on it.a sign with the text "GRAND PÉRE'S GARAGE" and below it, "IF HE CAN'T FIX IT WE'RE ALL SCREWED".a sign with the text "GRAND-PÉRE'S GARAGE" in a red and black color scheme.

Grand-père’s Garage Street Metal Sign

Designs by Linda Nee
Sign Size: 3x12" With Holes
Background Color: Black and Yellow
Price:
$14.95
Free US shipping on orders $50+
Printed and packed in our New Hampshire studio
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Hassle-free replacement if your order arrives damaged

Where Grand-père’s Garage Fixes Everything Properly

Grand-père’s garage is where wobbly chairs, squeaky doors, and mysterious engine noises go to confess their sins. This funny Grand-père’s garage metal sign gives him proper credit with a bold message that leaves no doubt about who keeps things running.

Designed in a vintage street-sign style, this garage street metal sign blends old-world charm with workshop grit. It adds instant personality to garages, workshops, and man caves and makes a memorable gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, holidays, or retirement. It’s decor that feels personal, humorous, and proudly earned.

ABOUT OUR SIGNS

This garage street sign is crafted from durable aluminum and printed directly onto the metal for a crisp, long-lasting finish. The distressed, faux-weathered look is part of the design itself, not added with decals, giving it an authentic, well-used garage feel.

  • Street sign–style metal sign crafted from .026 gauge aluminum

  • Available in three sizes:

    • 3" x 12" with mounting holes

    • 4" x 18" with mounting holes

    • 6" x 24" with mounting holes

  • UV protective coating designed to withstand outdoor elements

  • Rust-resistant and suitable for indoor or covered outdoor display

  • Professionally printed and finished in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio

Built to last, this funny garage metal sign won’t rust and is made for real garages and workshops.

WHERE THIS SIGN WORKS BEST

This sign fits naturally in garages, workshops, and backyard sheds, but it also works beautifully in man caves, basements, and home bars with a vintage or industrial feel. Many customers display it above workbenches, near pegboards, or close to tool storage where Grand-père spends his time fixing and improving everything around him.

As a funny garage wall sign, it’s especially meaningful for French-Canadian, French-American, and bilingual families looking for decor that reflects heritage and humor.

SHIPPING AND PACKAGING

Each sign is carefully packaged in an extra-rigid fiberboard mailer to help prevent bending or damage during shipping. Orders are printed and packaged within 3–5 business days, with shipping times varying by location and carrier. Tracking information is provided once your sign ships.

Proudly made in the USA and packed with care from our studio to your space.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

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