Description
Authorized to investigate Pennsylvania’s sneakiest snack thief
If you’re packing a picnic, visiting an orchard, or hiking Pennsylvania woodlands with apples in tow, this Albatwitch Cryptid Permit Card is essential field gear. These small, fast, apple-obsessed cryptids are said to lurk near orchards and picnic areas, ready to swipe snacks, lob apples at unsuspecting visitors, and disappear before you can even blame the squirrels.
Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit gives you semi-official authority to investigate suspicious rustling near apple trees and picnic tables. Flash it at the orchard, tuck it into your wallet like a park ranger credential, or gift it to the friend who somehow always eats everyone’s snacks on a hike.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color “official issue” cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP (example: PA-17512)
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Pennsylvania cryptid fans
• Apple orchard and fall-season lovers
• Hikers, picnickers, and snack defenders
• Urban legend collectors and Bigfoot fans
ORCHARD ADVISORY
Guard your apples, don’t leave snacks unattended, and if something tiny pelts you with fruit, congratulations. You’ve likely been Albatwiched.
COMPLETE YOUR CRYPTID FIELD KIT
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Beast of Busco, Squonk, Rougarou, Loveland Frogman, Tommyknocker, Knobby, Pukwudgie, Specter Moose, Fouke Monster, Mongolian Death Worm, Dover Demon, Bigfoot, Loch Ness, and more.
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