The image is a search permit for a squonk, a bear species native to North America. The permit is designed to be used by an official government official, and it includes a QR code and a bear silhouette.
a search permit for a Squonk bear, which is an official government issued permit for bear hunting. The permit is placed on a table surrounded by various items, including a compass, a flashlight, and a leaf.
a brown leather wallet with a brown wallet card inside, which appears to be a search permit for a Squonk search.
The image is a 3.5-inch aluminum wallet-friendly card with a personalized design, measuring 2 inches in size.
Squonk Search Permit novelty ID card, official-style government issue with warty squonk silhouette, QR code, and personalized name, state, and zip
The image is a search permit for a Squonk, a bear species, with a QR code and a bear silhouette.
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The image is a search permit for a squonk, a bear species native to North America. The permit is designed to be used by an official government official, and it includes a QR code and a bear silhouette.a search permit for a Squonk bear, which is an official government issued permit for bear hunting. The permit is placed on a table surrounded by various items, including a compass, a flashlight, and a leaf.a brown leather wallet with a brown wallet card inside, which appears to be a search permit for a Squonk search.The image is a 3.5-inch aluminum wallet-friendly card with a personalized design, measuring 2 inches in size.Squonk Search Permit novelty ID card, official-style government issue with warty squonk silhouette, QR code, and personalized name, state, and zipThe image is a search permit for a Squonk, a bear species, with a QR code and a bear silhouette.

Squonk Search Permit Wallet Card

Authorized to investigate Pennsylvania’s most sensitive cryptid

Price:
$14.95
  • Free U.S. shipping over $50
  • Ships in 1–3 business days
  • Easy 30-day returns
  • Tracking included on every order
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Pickup available at 25 Maple Street

Usually ready in 2-4 days

Description

If your cryptid hunting style leans less "brave explorer" and more "I emotionally shut down when someone looks at me," this Squonk Search Permit Wallet Card is your perfect match. Said to roam the forests of Pennsylvania, the Squonk is a shy, tear-soaked cryptid known for dissolving into a puddle of sadness the moment it's spotted. Honestly, relatable.

Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit confirms you're certified to approach the world's most emotionally fragile cryptid. Flash it like an emotional support credential, gift it to a friend who's one minor inconvenience away from melting down, or keep it in your wallet as proof that you're surviving life with big Squonk energy.

Product Details

• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color "official issue" cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP (example: PA-16801)
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA

Personalization

Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)

Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.

Perfect For

• Friends with "I might cry today" energy
• Emotional support and mental health gag gifts
• Pennsylvania folklore fans
• Coworkers surviving on caffeine and hope
• Stocking stuffers, wallet keepsakes, and breakup gifts

Handling Instructions

If encountered, speak softly, offer tissues, and avoid sudden movements or emotionally charged conversations. Compliments are encouraged.

Complete Your Cryptid Field Kit

Pair it with Rougarou Search Permit or Loveland Frogman Search Permit, or browse our other cryptid permits for more.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our metal signs are printed directly onto heavy-duty aluminum (no decals or stickers involved), giving them a durable, rust-proof finish. Each sign is proudly made in the USA at our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire.
Yes! Our metal signs are designed to withstand outdoor elements and feature a UV protective coating, making them ideal for both indoor and outdoor display for years to come.
Most of our signs are available with pre-drilled mounting holes for easy hanging. If you'd prefer no holes, we offer that option as well – just select it when ordering.
Metal signs can be cleaned easily with a standard glass cleaner and a soft cloth to keep the print looking bright and clear.
In many cases, yes! If your specific vehicle, pet breed, or detail isn't listed, choose the closest matching sign. If the product page has a customization field above the "Add to Cart" button, enter your details there and we'll personalize it for you. If there's no customization field on that listing, email us with your details and we'll let you know if we can accommodate your request.
For most walls, a 9x12 in or 12x18 in sign works well as a focal point, while 16x24 in and larger suit bigger walls or garage doors. Smaller 6x6 in or 8x8 in sizes are popular for mailboxes, gates, or gift-sized pieces — check the size chart on each listing for exact placement guidance.
With their UV-protective coating and rustproof aluminum construction, our signs are built to stay vibrant outdoors for years through sun, rain, and snow without fading, cracking, or rusting.

Handcrafted in NH

Premium quality designed and produced in our New Hampshire studio

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Every item is hand-inspected and securely packed to prevent damage during transit

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

Dedicated support to ensure you love your purchase

Made to Order, Just for You

Every piece is custom-imprinted after you order — never mass-produced off a shelf

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