Authorized to investigate Pennsylvania’s most sensitive cryptid
If your cryptid hunting style leans less “brave explorer” and more “I emotionally shut down when someone looks at me,” this Squonk Search Permit Wallet Card is your perfect match. Said to roam the forests of Pennsylvania, the Squonk is a shy, tear-soaked cryptid known for dissolving into a puddle of sadness the moment it’s spotted. Honestly, relatable.
Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit confirms you’re certified to approach the world’s most emotionally fragile cryptid. Flash it like an emotional support credential, gift it to a friend who’s one minor inconvenience away from melting down, or keep it in your wallet as proof that you’re surviving life with big Squonk energy.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color “official issue” cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP (example: PA-16801)
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Friends with “I might cry today” energy
• Emotional support and mental health gag gifts
• Pennsylvania folklore fans
• Coworkers surviving on caffeine and hope
• Stocking stuffers, wallet keepsakes, and breakup gifts
HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS
If encountered, speak softly, offer tissues, and avoid sudden movements or emotionally charged conversations. Compliments are encouraged.
COMPLETE YOUR CRYPTID FIELD KIT
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Rougarou, Knobby, Mothman, Loveland Frogman, Pukwudgie, Specter Moose, Fouke Monster, Mongolian Death Worm, Dover Demon, Bigfoot, Loch Ness, and more.
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