Description
“You totally fucking earned it.” Some accomplishments deserve more than a polite “well done.” This bold congratulations card pairs elegant handwritten script with distressed black typography for a clean, modern look with exactly the right amount of attitude.
It's the easy pick for graduations, promotions, new jobs, business launches, passing exams, or any hard-earned victory. Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny graduation card
• Clean black-and-white distressed typography design
• Coordinating envelope included
• Professionally printed to order in the USA
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Graduations and college grads
• Job promotions and new careers
• Business milestones and personal achievements
• Recovery, fitness, and other hard-earned wins
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more bold congratulations humor? Pair it with the So Stinking Proud Skunk Graduation Card for another grad-approved laugh, or browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more achievement-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this graduation card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Does this card work for a new job or promotion, not just graduation?
Yes, the message fits any hard-earned achievement, not just graduation.
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