Swamp Monster Search Permit

Authorized to investigate what lurks beneath the cypress

If you’re the type to wander into swamps, marshes, or suspiciously squishy terrain “just to see what’s out there,” this Swamp Monster Search Permit Card gives you semi-official clearance to investigate. While local wildlife offices deny any knowledge of large, mud-covered creatures with glowing eyes, visitors insist the swamps hold more than gators and mosquitoes.

Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit adds a sense of authority to your questionable decision to explore murky waters after dusk. Flash it at the boat launch, show it off at the campsite, or hand it to the friend who keeps poking things with a stick despite every warning sign telling them not to.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color “official issue” cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP (example: FL-32034)
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA

PERSONALIZATION

Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)

Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.

PERFECT FOR

• Campers, hikers, and airboat adventurers
• Cryptid fans and wildlife lovers
• Cabin, lake house, and RV decor
• Swamp tour souvenirs and novelty gifts

SWAMP ADVISORY

If you hear splashing behind you, see glowing eyes at water level, or smell something that wasn’t your friend’s boots, exit the swamp calmly. Running may trigger pursuit. Screaming definitely will.

COMPLETE YOUR CRYPTID FIELD KIT

Pair this permit with others in the series, including Beast of Busco, Rougarou, Squonk, Loveland Frogman, Tommyknocker, Knobby, Pukwudgie, Specter Moose, Fouke Monster, Mongolian Death Worm, Dover Demon, Bigfoot, Loch Ness, and more.

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