Description
Authorized to investigate what lurks beneath the cypress
If you’re the type to wander into swamps, marshes, or suspiciously squishy terrain “just to see what’s out there,” this Swamp Monster Search Permit Card gives you semi-official clearance to investigate. While local wildlife offices deny any knowledge of large, mud-covered creatures with glowing eyes, visitors insist the swamps hold more than gators and mosquitoes.
Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit adds a sense of authority to your questionable decision to explore murky waters after dusk. Flash it at the boat launch, show it off at the campsite, or hand it to the friend who keeps poking things with a stick despite every warning sign telling them not to.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color “official issue” cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP (example: FL-32034)
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Campers, hikers, and airboat adventurers
• Cryptid fans and wildlife lovers
• Cabin, lake house, and RV decor
• Swamp tour souvenirs and novelty gifts
SWAMP ADVISORY
If you hear splashing behind you, see glowing eyes at water level, or smell something that wasn’t your friend’s boots, exit the swamp calmly. Running may trigger pursuit. Screaming definitely will.
COMPLETE YOUR CRYPTID FIELD KIT
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Beast of Busco, Rougarou, Squonk, Loveland Frogman, Tommyknocker, Knobby, Pukwudgie, Specter Moose, Fouke Monster, Mongolian Death Worm, Dover Demon, Bigfoot, Loch Ness, and more.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
Frequently Asked Questions
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us at [email protected] before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.