Description
"Sorry you can't drink or fit into pants. Also, here's a present that's not for you." Pregnancy comes with plenty of exciting changes, and a few mildly insulting ones. This sarcastic baby shower card pairs bold distressed typography with a dry, deadpan message on clean black-and-white card stock.
It's the easy pick for a pregnant friend who appreciates humor more than sweet baby talk — sisters, coworkers, and first-time moms included. It's a 5 × 7-inch folded card on quality linen cardstock, blank inside, with a coordinating envelope included.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch sarcastic baby shower card
• Clean black-and-white distressed typography design
• Coordinating envelope included
• Professionally printed to order in the USA
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Baby showers and pregnancy announcements
• Expectant moms and first-time moms
• Sisters, daughters, and coworkers
• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or baby gift
Complete Your Collection
Pairing with a gift for the nursery? Add the Personalized Pink Bunny Nursery Sign, or browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more deadpan-approved punchlines.
FAQ
Is this baby shower card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Is this card appropriate to give at a group baby shower?
The humor is dry and sarcastic, so it's best for a mom-to-be who shares that sense of humor rather than a more traditional shower crowd.
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