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a warning sign that says "This property is protected by a highly trained house goblin. Not responsible for missing keys."
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a metal sign with a textured surface, with one side appearing shiny and the other side appearing wet. The text above the image reads "Premium Aluminum Metal Signs", and below it, "UV-Protected - Rustproof - Weather-Resistant".
three rectangular aluminum sign sizes, ranging from 9x12 inches to 16x24 inches.
two different finishes of a sign, one clean and one distressed, with the text "CHOOSE YOUR FINISH" and "Available in two distinct looks" above them.
three different sizes of square aluminum sign sizes, ranging from 6x6 inches to 12x12 inches.
two different mounting styles, one with holes and one without holes, allowing the user to choose their preferred mounting style.
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Highly Trained House Goblin Warning Sign

Finally, Someone to Blame for the Keys

Price:
$19.95
Sign Size: 9x12 in
Style: Clean, New Look
Add Holes?: With Holes
  • Free U.S. shipping over $50
  • Ships in 1–3 business days
  • Easy 30-day returns
  • Tracking included on every order
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Pickup available at 25 Maple Street

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Description

This Highly Trained House Goblin sign shows a little goblin clutching a set of keys under a red WARNING header, with the honest disclaimer “Not Responsible for Missing Keys.” It’s printed directly on rust proof aluminum for an entryway, mudroom, or kitchen.

What is a house goblin? Many cultures tell of small household spirits that share your home and hide things when they feel ignored, from the Scottish brownie to the German kobold and the Slavic domovoi. A house goblin is the culprit when keys vanish from the hook.

Can I hang keys on this sign? No, it’s a sign, not a key rack, and it has no hooks. It looks great hung right above your key hooks or key bowl so the goblin can supervise.

Product Details

• Full sign text: “Warning: This Property Is Protected by a Highly Trained House Goblin. Not Responsible for Missing Keys.”
• Goblin holding keys under a red WARNING header
• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, never a decal
• UV protective coating for sunny entryways
• Rust proof, so it also works on a porch or garage door
• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build

Size & Finish Options

• Rectangle sizes: 9×12, 12×18, and 16×24 inches
• Square sizes: 6×6, 8×8, and 12×12 inches
• Finishes: Clean, New Look for a bright modern entry, or Distressed, Wood Look for a farmhouse or cottage hallway
• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes, on every size
• Starting at $14.95

Packaging & Shipping

Every sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed in Henniker, NH and leave the studio within 1 to 2 business days. Standard shipping by USPS Ground is free on US orders of $50 or more and $5.95 on smaller orders. Need it sooner? Choose USPS Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout. Every order includes tracking, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.

Perfect For

Entryways and mudrooms, kitchen key corners, garage doors, home offices, and dorm rooms. It’s a funny housewarming gift and a perfect fit for anyone who loses their keys, glasses, or phone at least once a day.

Made With Care

Every sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? Email us and we’ll do our best to make it happen.

Complete Your Collection

Pair it with the Highly Trained Goblin Property Sign, the Highly Trained Bog Sprite Sign, or the Stack of Books with a Glowing Key Art Print, and find more in our Home & Welcome Signs.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our metal signs are printed directly onto heavy-duty aluminum (no decals or stickers involved), giving them a durable, rust-proof finish. Each sign is proudly made in the USA at our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire.
Yes! Our metal signs are designed to withstand outdoor elements and feature a UV protective coating, making them ideal for both indoor and outdoor display for years to come.
Most of our signs are available with pre-drilled mounting holes for easy hanging. If you'd prefer no holes, we offer that option as well – just select it when ordering.
Metal signs can be cleaned easily with a standard glass cleaner and a soft cloth to keep the print looking bright and clear.
In many cases, yes! If your specific vehicle, pet breed, or detail isn't listed, choose the closest matching sign. If the product page has a customization field above the "Add to Cart" button, enter your details there and we'll personalize it for you. If there's no customization field on that listing, email us with your details and we'll let you know if we can accommodate your request.
For most walls, a 9x12 in or 12x18 in sign works well as a focal point, while 16x24 in and larger suit bigger walls or garage doors. Smaller 6x6 in or 8x8 in sizes are popular for mailboxes, gates, or gift-sized pieces — check the size chart on each listing for exact placement guidance.
With their UV-protective coating and rustproof aluminum construction, our signs are built to stay vibrant outdoors for years through sun, rain, and snow without fading, cracking, or rusting.

Handcrafted in NH

Premium quality designed and produced in our New Hampshire studio

Secure Packaging Guaranteed

Every item is hand-inspected and securely packed to prevent damage during transit

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

Dedicated support to ensure you love your purchase

Made to Order, Just for You

Every piece is custom-imprinted after you order — never mass-produced off a shelf

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