Highly Trained Demented Skeleton Sign

Forget the Guard Dog


Price:
Sale price$19.95
Sign Size: 9x12 in
Style: Clean, New Look
Add Holes?: With Holes
  • Free U.S. shipping over $50
  • Ships in 1–3 business days
  • Easy 30-day returns
  • Tracking included on every order
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Pickup available at 25 Maple Street

Usually ready in 2-4 days

Description

This Highly Trained Demented Skeleton warning sign pairs a lanky skeleton with a bold red WARNING header and an aged, vintage background, printed directly on rust proof aluminum that won’t peel like a decal. It fits porches, garages, and haunted houses, indoors or out.

Which finish should I choose? Pick Clean, New Look for crisp, bright color, or Distressed, Wood Look for a weathered sign that feels pulled from an old haunted attraction. Both are printed on the same durable aluminum.

Which size should I choose? The 6×6 and 8×8 inch squares suit shelves, doors, and small walls. The 9×12 and 12×12 inch sizes work on a front door or porch, and the 12×18 or 16×24 inch sizes read clearly from the street on a fence or garage.

Product Details

• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, so the design won’t peel, crack, or bubble like a decal
• Rust proof, so it can hang on a porch, fence, or garage as well as indoors
• UV protective coating keeps the colors bright season after season
• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build that’s easy to hang
• Pre-drilled mounting holes when you choose With Holes
• Printed in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA

Size & Finish Options

• Rectangle sizes: 9×12, 12×18, and 16×24 inches
• Square sizes: 6×6, 8×8, and 12×12 inches
• Finishes: Clean, New Look or Distressed, Wood Look
• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes
• Starting at $14.95

Need a different size? Email us and we’ll help you find the right fit.

Packaging & Shipping

Every sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed and shipped from Henniker, NH within 1 to 2 business days by USPS Ground Advantage, with tracking on every order. Shipping is free on US orders of $50 or more, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.

Perfect For

Halloween porch decor, haunted house displays, garages and workshops, horror themed game rooms, and year round display for skeleton collectors, plus a dark humor gift for the horror lover who decorates for Halloween in August.

Made With Care

Every sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? Email us and we’ll do our best to make it happen.

Complete Your Collection

Pair it with the Highly Trained Krampus Warning Sign, the Highly Trained Wendigo Sign, or the Skull and Bones Halloween Wreath Sign, and find more in our Halloween Shop.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our metal signs are printed directly onto heavy-duty aluminum (no decals or stickers involved), giving them a durable, rust-proof finish. Each sign is proudly made in the USA at our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire.
Yes! Our metal signs are designed to withstand outdoor elements and feature a UV protective coating, making them ideal for both indoor and outdoor display for years to come.
Most of our signs are available with pre-drilled mounting holes for easy hanging. If you'd prefer no holes, we offer that option as well – just select it when ordering.
Metal signs can be cleaned easily with a standard glass cleaner and a soft cloth to keep the print looking bright and clear.
In many cases, yes! If your specific vehicle, pet breed, or detail isn't listed, choose the closest matching sign. If the product page has a customization field above the "Add to Cart" button, enter your details there and we'll personalize it for you. If there's no customization field on that listing, email us with your details and we'll let you know if we can accommodate your request.
For most walls, a 9x12 in or 12x18 in sign works well as a focal point, while 16x24 in and larger suit bigger walls or garage doors. Smaller 6x6 in or 8x8 in sizes are popular for mailboxes, gates, or gift-sized pieces — check the size chart on each listing for exact placement guidance.
With their UV-protective coating and rustproof aluminum construction, our signs are built to stay vibrant outdoors for years through sun, rain, and snow without fading, cracking, or rusting.

Handcrafted in NH

Premium quality designed and produced in our New Hampshire studio

Secure Packaging Guaranteed

Every item is hand-inspected and securely packed to prevent damage during transit

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

Dedicated support to ensure you love your purchase

Made to Order, Just for You

Every piece is custom-imprinted after you order — never mass-produced off a shelf

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