Description
A small ghost has run a bath in an old clawfoot tub, candlelight on the tiles, cobwebs in the corners, entirely unbothered. This 5 × 7 blank note card is landscape format and aimed at anyone who thinks the funniest thing a ghost can do is absolutely nothing.
Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with archival inks, the teal and candlelight tones stay moody rather than muddy. The front carries no text, so it works for a birthday or a housewarming as easily as Halloween. Blank inside, envelope included, fits a standard 5 × 7 frame.
Product Details
• 5 × 7 inch folded note card, landscape orientation
• Front features a tiny ghost soaking in a vintage clawfoot bathtub
• Antique tub, old mirror, glowing wall sconces, misty window and cobwebs
• Moody teal, charcoal, black, cream and warm candlelight tones
• No text on the front, so the card suits any occasion
• Inside is completely blank for your own message
• Artwork hand-finished by Linda Nee for a painterly fine art look, AI assisted and edited by hand
Size & Format
• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format
• Landscape orientation, unlike most cards in this range
• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture
• Professionally printed with archival quality inks
• Blank inside with no printed greeting
• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame
Packaging & Shipping
• Includes a matching white A7 envelope
• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending
• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10
Perfect For
• Anyone who takes baths very seriously
• Ghost lovers who want funny rather than frightening
• Housewarmings and new bathroom renovations
• Spooky season birthdays
• Gothic interiors and haunted house fans
• Framing afterward as small bathroom wall art
What to Write Inside
Blank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:
• “Happy birthday. Take the long bath. You have earned it.”
• “Happy Halloween. Do not disturb, obviously.”
• “Congratulations on the new place. Enjoy the tub.”
• “Thinking of you. Go soak. Everything else can wait.”
Complete Your Collection
This design is also available as a wall art print and as a mouse pad and desk mat. Browse more linen note cards and greeting cards, the fine art prints and metal signs, or Harvest & Haunt for the rest of the seasonal work.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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