Description
A ghost sits on the toilet reading the morning paper in an old tiled bathroom, taking its time. This 5 × 7 blank note card is the driest joke in the range, and it lands hardest with the friend who has a very specific sense of humor.
Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with archival inks, the charcoal and cream tones keep the scene atmospheric instead of cartoonish. The front carries no text, so it works as a birthday card for a coworker or as Halloween mail. Blank inside, envelope included, fits a standard 5 × 7 frame.
Product Details
• 5 × 7 inch folded note card, portrait orientation
• Front features a ghost on a toilet reading a newspaper in a vintage bathroom
• Antique mirror, aged walls, old window, trailing vines and soft low light
• Moody black, charcoal, cream and soft gray tones
• No text on the front, so the card suits any occasion
• Inside is completely blank for your own message
• Artwork hand-finished by Linda Nee for a painterly fine art look, AI assisted and edited by hand
Size & Format
• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format
• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture
• Professionally printed with archival quality inks
• Blank inside with no printed greeting
• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame
Packaging & Shipping
• Includes a matching white A7 envelope
• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending
• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10
Perfect For
• Friends with a very dry sense of humor
• Office birthdays and coworker cards
• Ghost lovers who want funny over frightening
• Bathroom humor fans and gag gift givers
• Spooky season birthdays
• Framing afterward as small bathroom wall art
What to Write Inside
Blank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:
• “Happy birthday. Take all the time you need in there.”
• “Happy Halloween. Some routines outlast everything.”
• “Thinking of you. Hope you get five minutes to yourself.”
• “Congratulations. You have earned a long sit down.”
Complete Your Collection
This design is also available as a wall art print if you would rather frame it than mail it, and there is a Funny Ghost Warning metal sign in a similar spirit. Browse more linen note cards, greeting cards, fine art prints, metal signs, or the Harvest & Haunt seasonal range.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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