Add Ranch-Ready Humor and Style to Your Property
Bring personality and protection to your outdoor space with this funny Texas Longhorn yard sign — a bold and entertaining way to warn visitors that your property is guarded by some serious livestock attitude. Perfect for farms, ranches, barns, or suburban backyards with country charm, this durable metal sign blends humor with functionality, making it an ideal piece for animal lovers, cattle owners, or anyone with a love for Western-themed decor.
About Our Signs
Each Longhorn property sign is made from premium heavy-gauge aluminum and printed directly on the metal — never with cheap stickers or decals. The result is a vibrant, fade-resistant design that won’t peel or rust. With a UV-protective coating and weatherproof construction, this sign is built to handle sun, rain, snow, and wind, providing years of reliable outdoor use.
Proudly made in the USA
Heavy-duty aluminum for maximum durability
UV-coated finish protects against fading and weather damage
Rustproof and weather-resistant for all-season display
Available in multiple sizes to suit your property
Pre-drilled holes make installation quick and easy
Custom printed in our New Hampshire studio
Why You’ll Love It
This funny Texas Longhorn yard sign isn’t just a property marker — it’s a statement piece that reflects your personality and sense of humor. Use it as a no-trespassing notice, livestock warning, or decorative accent that sparks conversation. It’s also a great gift for farmers, ranchers, or anyone who enjoys quirky outdoor decor with a country twist.
Ideal for farms, ranches, barns, gardens, and gates
Perfect gift for cattle owners, ranch families, and Western enthusiasts
Adds humor, charm, and character to your property
Can be customized for other livestock or animals upon request
Shipping & Packaging
Every sign is carefully packaged in rigid fiberboard mailers or heavy-duty boxes to ensure it arrives safely and ready to display. All orders include tracking, and most ship within a few business days.
Show off your ranch pride and sense of humor with this funny Texas Longhorn yard sign — a durable, eye-catching addition to any property.
Copyright ~ Designs by Linda Nee LLC, 2006–Present. All designs, images, and prints are protected. Unauthorized reproduction, resale, or sharing is prohibited.
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