Desert-Inspired Property Sign – Protected by Scorpion
Add a bold and humorous touch to your home with this “This Property Protected by Highly Trained Scorpion” Metal Sign. Perfect for desert lovers, exotic pet owners, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor, this eye-catching sign is guaranteed to make visitors look twice. Whether displayed on a fence, gate, porch, or garage, it’s a unique way to show off your personality while adding some protective flair to your space.
About Our Signs
Each scorpion sign is crafted from premium heavy-gauge aluminum and printed directly onto the metal using professional UV-resistant inks. Unlike flimsy plastic or thin tin signs, ours are rust-proof, weather-resistant, and built to last — even in harsh outdoor conditions.
Made from durable, rust-free aluminum
UV-protective coating prevents fading
Weatherproof and safe for year-round display
Available in multiple sizes
Two pre-drilled holes for easy mounting
Perfect for fences, gates, patios, porches, or garages
This funny scorpion warning sign combines humor and high-quality craftsmanship, making it ideal for homeowners, reptile keepers, or those who love desert-themed decor. It’s also a great gift for arachnid enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates unique, conversation-starting yard art.
Proudly Made in the USA
Each sign is designed and printed in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio using American-made materials. Every piece is made to order with precision, ensuring vibrant colors, detailed artwork, and long-lasting durability for years of enjoyment.
Shipping and Packaging
Each sign is carefully packaged in rigid mailers or heavy-duty boxes to prevent damage during shipment.
Please allow 3–5 business days for printing and processing before shipment.
Tracking details will be provided once your order ships.
Bring humor and attitude to your outdoor space with this “Property Protected by Highly Trained Scorpion” Metal Sign — unique, durable, and proudly made in the USA.
Copyright ~ Designs by Linda Nee LLC, 2006–Present. All designs, images, and prints are protected. Unauthorized reproduction, resale, or sharing is prohibited.
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