Description
This funny chicken sign brings farm-fresh attitude to any coop, kitchen, or mudroom with the line “Fresh Eggs. Fowl Language.” A wonderfully judgmental hen in oversized glasses gives this farmhouse decor a wink of personality that hen lovers can’t resist.
Printed on premium aluminum with a UV-protective coating, this weatherproof sign holds its warm cream, rust, and gold detail for years indoors or out. It’s a favorite gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, and hen moms.
Design Details
A vintage-inspired illustration of a hen in oversized black glasses with wings crossed, finished with bold typography in warm cream, rust, and golden tones.
Materials & Construction
Rustproof aluminum with a UV-protective clear coating that resists fading, chipping, and cracking indoors or out. Corners are slightly rounded for a clean, finished edge.
Sizes & Display
Available in 9" × 12", 12" × 18", and 16" × 24". Choose your sign with pre-drilled mounting holes or with no holes, depending on how you plan to display it.
Perfect For
Chicken coops, farmhouse kitchens, porches, mudrooms, and homesteads — a favorite birthday or housewarming gift for chicken keepers, homesteaders, and hen moms.
Made With Care
Every Designs by Linda Nee sign is made to order, and each one is treated with the same care and attention from design to shipping. Looking for something custom? Email us and we’ll be happy to help create something special just for you.
Complete Your Collection
Pair it with the Funny Chicken Warning Sign or Funny Chicken Face Cluck Off License Plate Sign for more coop humor, or browse the full Farm & Ranch Collection.
Frequently Asked Questions
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us at [email protected] before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.
Payment & Security
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.