Description
Authorized to investigate Arkansas’s most stubborn legend
If you’re fixin’ to head into the swamp looking for the Fouke Monster, consider this your semi-official authorization and a polite reminder that folks around here usually know better. Rumored to roam the river bottoms of Arkansas with a bad temper and a talent for staying unseen, this cryptid isn’t one you chase without preparation… or a healthy amount of questionable judgment.
Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit makes it clear you meant to do that when venturing into Southern swamp country after dark. Flash it at fellow believers, keep it tucked in your wallet like a field agent credential, or gift it to the brave soul you’d send into the woods first.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color “official issue” cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP (example: AR-71801)
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Cryptid fans and monster hunters
• Southern folklore enthusiasts
• Swamp campers and night hikers
• Gag gifts that hit a little too close to home
• Wallet keepsakes and stocking stuffers
LOCAL ADVISORY
Locals will tell you this much: if you hear snapping twigs behind you, keep walking. If you hear footsteps matching yours… no you didn’t.
COMPLETE YOUR CRYPTID FIELD KIT
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Mothman, Pukwudgie, Specter Moose, Dover Demon, Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Loch Ness, and more. A full wallet of permits earns bragging rights in every state you dare to investigate.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
Frequently Asked Questions
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us at [email protected] before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.