Authorized to investigate Arkansas’s most stubborn legend
If you’re fixin’ to head into the swamp looking for the Fouke Monster, consider this your semi-official authorization and a polite reminder that folks around here usually know better. Rumored to roam the river bottoms of Arkansas with a bad temper and a talent for staying unseen, this cryptid isn’t one you chase without preparation… or a healthy amount of questionable judgment.
Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit makes it clear you meant to do that when venturing into Southern swamp country after dark. Flash it at fellow believers, keep it tucked in your wallet like a field agent credential, or gift it to the brave soul you’d send into the woods first.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color “official issue” cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP (example: AR-71801)
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
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• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Cryptid fans and monster hunters
• Southern folklore enthusiasts
• Swamp campers and night hikers
• Gag gifts that hit a little too close to home
• Wallet keepsakes and stocking stuffers
LOCAL ADVISORY
Locals will tell you this much: if you hear snapping twigs behind you, keep walking. If you hear footsteps matching yours… no you didn’t.
COMPLETE YOUR CRYPTID FIELD KIT
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Mothman, Pukwudgie, Specter Moose, Dover Demon, Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Loch Ness, and more. A full wallet of permits earns bragging rights in every state you dare to investigate.
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