Description
Protected by Skunk Ape Sign – Florida Cryptid Property Warning
Let Florida’s foulest cryptid stand guard over your turf. This Protected by Skunk Ape Sign is your swamp-born solution to keeping unwanted visitors away — with help from one of the South’s most infamous legends. Known as the Everglades’ answer to Bigfoot, the Skunk Ape is a towering, red-eyed creature with a smell as strong as its presence. Now, this legendary guardian can protect your property in true cryptid style.
Rooted in Florida folklore, the Skunk Ape has haunted the backroads and bayous of the South for decades. Whether you’re a fan of cryptozoology, a collector of urban legends, or just love adding humor and mystery to your décor, this sign makes the perfect addition. Ideal for cabins, hunting camps, garages, sheds, or fences, it brings the untamed spirit of the swamp to any space.
Each sign is made from heavy-gauge aluminum and printed directly on the surface — no flimsy decals or vinyl. A UV-protective coating keeps the design bright and sharp, even through humidity, heat, and storms. With two pre-drilled mounting holes on the shorter sides, it’s easy to install on posts, gates, or walls — wherever you want your personal swamp sentinel to stand guard.
ABOUT OUR SIGNS
✔ Made in the USA – Designed and printed in Henniker, New Hampshire
✔ Heavy-Duty Aluminum – Rust-free and built for durability
✔ UV Protective Finish – Fade-resistant and weatherproof
✔ Multiple Size Options – Choose the best fit for your property
✔ Easy Mounting – Two pre-drilled holes for quick installation
SHIPPING AND PACKAGING
Each Protected by Skunk Ape Sign is printed to order and packaged securely in extra-rigid fiberboard mailers or heavy-duty boxes to prevent damage. Every U.S. order includes tracking and delivery confirmation for peace of mind.
Add a touch of Southern folklore and cryptid charm to your property with a sign that combines humor, mystery, and swamp-worthy strength.
Copyright ~ Designs by Linda Nee LLC, 2006–Present.
All designs, images, and prints are protected. Unauthorized reproduction, resale, or sharing is prohibited.