A Dirty Hoe Is a Happy Hoe Sign

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Pickup available at 25 Maple Street

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Description

A Little Garden Humor That Always Gets a Laugh

Gardening is dirty work, and that’s half the fun. This funny garden metal sign brings playful, cheeky humor to greenhouses, garden sheds, patios, and backyard spaces where muddy hands and laughter are always welcome. It’s the kind of sign that stops visitors mid-step, earns a grin, and becomes an instant conversation starter.

Designed for gardeners who appreciate humor as much as fresh blooms, this sign fits perfectly among flower beds, potting benches, raised beds, and well-loved tools. Whether you’re decorating your own garden space or gifting it to a fellow plant lover, this piece celebrates the joy of getting your hands dirty in the best way.

ABOUT OUR SIGNS

• Funny garden metal sign printed directly on aluminum
• Made from American-made aluminum that will never rust
• UV-protective coating designed for indoor and outdoor use
• High-quality inks for long-lasting color and clarity
• Available with or without pre-drilled mounting holes
• Custom printed in our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire

This is not a plastic, tin, or decal sign. The design is permanently printed onto the metal for a clean, durable, professional finish.

SIZE & MATERIAL OPTIONS

Aluminum Street-Style Signs
• Durable .026 gauge aluminum
• Designed to withstand outdoor elements
• Lightweight and easy to mount

Available Sizes:
• 3" × 12"
• 4" × 18"
• 6" × 24"

The slim, horizontal format works perfectly on garden fences, shed doors, greenhouse walls, gates, and potting areas, adding humor without taking up too much space.

SHIPPING AND PACKAGING

Each sign is made to order and carefully packaged in extra-rigid fiberboard mailers to prevent damage during shipping. Please allow 3–5 business days for printing and packaging before shipment. Tracking is provided once your order ships.

PERFECT FOR

• Garden sheds and greenhouses
• Flower gardens and backyard spaces
• Potting benches and tool areas
• Funny gardener gifts for her
• Housewarming, birthday, or seasonal garden gifts

COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION

Pair this funny garden sign with other farmhouse, outdoor, and novelty metal signs from my shop to create a space that reflects your personality as much as your love of gardening.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

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Handcrafted in NH

Premium quality designed and produced in our New Hampshire studio

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Products & Quality

Our metal signs are made from durable aluminum, designed to be lightweight, vibrant, and long-lasting.

Our art prints are available either on aluminum metal or on archival-quality art paper, depending on the product you choose.

Our greeting cards are professionally printed on premium Red River linen textured cardstock, giving them a beautiful, high-quality feel.

For other items such as gifts and accessories, we use carefully selected materials designed for both beauty and everyday durability. Product pages include specific details about each item.

Yes, our aluminum metal signs are durable and suitable for outdoor use, as aluminum is rust-resistant and made to handle different weather conditions.

Products like tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, and keychains are made from durable materials designed for everyday use.

However, art prints on archival paper and greeting cards are intended for indoor use to preserve their quality and appearance.

Our products are designed to be both beautiful and easy to care for.

Metal signs and metal art prints can be displayed indoors or outdoors and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth if needed. Our metal signs (9×12, 12×18, 16×24, 3×12, 6×24, and 4×18) come with pre-drilled holes for easy hanging. Metal art prints include Command™ strips for simple, damage-free wall mounting.

Art prints on archival paper are best displayed indoors and ideally framed to help protect them over time.

Items such as tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, keychains, mousepads, coasters, and Christmas ornaments are designed for everyday use and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth. For best results, we recommend hand washing tumblers rather than using a dishwasher to help preserve the design and finish.

Shipping & Returns

We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.

We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.

If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us through our Contact Us page before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.

Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.

For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.

Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.

Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.

Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Custom Orders & Personalization

Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.

If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.

If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.

Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.

If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.

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