Description
Because the Poop Fairy Isn't Real
This no poop fairy dog yard sign gives neighbors and passing dog walkers a funny reminder that nobody's cleaning up but them. Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, it holds its bold color and bright finish through rain, sun, and snow.
Available in 12 colors, it's a playful way to protect your lawn without a stern, humorless warning. Stake it by the sidewalk, mount it on a fence, or place it right where dogs tend to stop.
Does this sign come with mounting holes? Yes – every size ships with or without pre-drilled mounting holes on the shorter ends, your choice at checkout.
Is this sign safe to leave outdoors? Yes, it's rustproof, UV-protected aluminum built to handle sun, rain, and snow for years without fading or rusting.
Product Details
• Printed directly on the aluminum – never a decal or a generic plastic sign
• Heavy gauge aluminum construction with a UV-protective coating to resist fading
• Rustproof and weather-resistant for indoor or outdoor use
• Slightly rounded corners on every size
• Every size available with or without pre-drilled mounting holes on the shorter ends
• Made to order and custom-imprinted in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio
Size & Color Options
Choose from six sizes – 6x6 in, 8x8 in, and 12x12 in square, plus 9x12 in, 12x18 in, and 16x24 in rectangular – in 12 color options, starting at $14.95. Every size is available with or without pre-drilled mounting holes, so you can choose the option that fits how you plan to hang it. Don’t see the size or color you need? Email us and we’ll help you find the right fit.
Packaging & Shipping
This sign ships in a rigid fiberboard mailer or heavy-duty box to prevent damage in transit. It's printed and shipped from our Henniker, NH studio, and sent via USPS Ground or Priority with tracking provided on every order.
Perfect For
• Front yards, gardens, and sidewalks
• Dog walkers who need a gentle reminder
• Neighborhoods with shared or public walking paths
• Renters and homeowners protecting their lawn
• A funny housewarming or new-neighbor gift
Complete Your Collection
Pair this sign with Clean Up After Your Dog Sign, Funny Dog Warning Metal Sign, and Beware of Dog Property Metal Sign, or browse our Metal Signs for Every Space & Style collection for more. © Designs by Linda Nee LLC
Frequently Asked Questions
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us at [email protected] before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.
Payment & Security
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.