a warning sign that says "This property is protected by a highly trained squonk" and is responsible for injury or possible death.
a warning sign that says "WARNING" and "THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY A highly trained SQUONK".
a warning sign that states "This property is protected by a highly trained squonk", accompanied by a silhouette of a bear. The sign also includes a note that says "NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURY OR POSSIBLE DEATH".
a warning sign that says "WARNING" and "THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY A highly trained SQUONK".
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a warning sign that says "This property is protected by a highly trained squonk" and is responsible for injury or possible death.a warning sign that says "WARNING" and "THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY A highly trained SQUONK".a warning sign that states "This property is protected by a highly trained squonk", accompanied by a silhouette of a bear. The sign also includes a note that says "NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURY OR POSSIBLE DEATH".a warning sign that says "WARNING" and "THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY A highly trained SQUONK".

Squonk Property Protected Sign

Designs by Linda Nee
Sign Size: 9x12" With Holes
Style: Clean, New Look
Price:
$19.95
Free US shipping on orders $50+
Printed and packed in our New Hampshire studio
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Hassle-free replacement if your order arrives damaged

When Tears Count as Security

Sometimes the best “property protected by” sign isn’t backed by fangs or claws—but by pure emotional chaos. This Squonk property protected sign brings that perfect mix of humor and folklore to your space, making it a standout funny cryptid warning sign for cabins, woodland homes, game rooms, porches, or anyone who loves quirky cryptid gifts. Designed for fans of woodland folklore decor, outdoor metal signs, and novelty yard signs, it gives your visitors a gentle—but confusing—warning that your land is defended by a creature who cries at the slightest inconvenience. Whether you display it at your front door, workshop, trail entrance, or cabin porch, this funny metal sign adds personality while helping your property stand out in all the right ways.

ABOUT OUR SIGNS

• Premium aluminum cryptid warning sign for indoor or outdoor use
• Available in Distressed Vintage Style or Clean Modern Style
• UV-resistant, high-resolution artwork featuring the legendary Squonk
• Rectangular signs include two pre-drilled holes; square sizes ship without holes
• Handmade in our New Hampshire studio using professional materials

AVAILABLE SIZES

Rectangular: 9x12, 12x18, 16x24
Square: 6x6, 8x8, 12x12

STYLE OPTIONS

Distressed Vintage Style – Softly weathered with “found in the woods” charm
Clean Modern Style – Crisp, bright design for a polished woodland decor look

SHIPPING AND PACKAGING

Signs are made to order in the USA and printed with durable, UV-resistant inks. Each sign is packaged securely in rigid mailers or a heavy-duty box to prevent bending during transit. Tracking information is provided when your order ships.

COMPLETE YOUR CRYPTID COLLECTION

Pair your Squonk property protected sign with other novelty cryptid decor for a full folklore-themed display, including Specter Moose, Tommyknocker, Mongolian Death Worm, Swamp Monster, Pukwudgie, and Loveland Frogman.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

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