When Pappy Can’t Fix It, Everyone Knows Trouble’s Coming
This Pappy’s garage metal sign adds humor and personality to garages, man caves, workshops, and home hangout spaces. Featuring the classic “If he can’t fix it, we’re screwed” message, it’s a lighthearted warning that instantly sets the tone and lets visitors know who really runs the garage.
Designed in a street-sign style format, this funny garage sign works perfectly as wall decor above workbenches, tool storage, or entry doors. It also makes a memorable gift for Pappy, dad, or any family fixer who takes pride in keeping things running—especially for Father’s Day, birthdays, or everyday appreciation.
ABOUT OUR SIGNS
This garage metal sign is crafted from durable aluminum and printed using professional processes for a clean, long-lasting finish. The slim street-sign format gives it a bold, readable look without overpowering the space, making it a natural fit for garages, man caves, and workshops.
Street sign–style metal sign measuring approximately 18" x 4"
Crafted from .026 gauge aluminum for strength and durability
UV protective coating designed to withstand outdoor elements
Suitable for indoor and outdoor display
Two pre-drilled mounting holes on the short ends, or no-holes option
Professionally printed and finished in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio
This funny garage sign is built to last and designed to hold up through years of use, whether displayed indoors or in covered outdoor areas.
WHERE THIS SIGN WORKS BEST
This sign looks right at home in garages, workshops, man caves, and sheds, but it also works well as wall decor in basements, home bars, game rooms, and casual hangout spaces. Its humorous message makes it especially popular as a man cave sign or a conversation-starting piece in shared spaces.
As a gift for him, this garage sign strikes the perfect balance between practical decor and personality-driven humor.
SHIPPING AND PACKAGING
Each sign is carefully packaged in an extra-rigid fiberboard mailer to help prevent bending or damage during shipping. Orders are printed and packaged within 3–5 business days, with shipping times varying by location and carrier. Tracking information is provided once your order ships.
Proudly made in the USA and packed with care from our studio to your space.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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