three signs with the same message, stating "If he can't fix it, we're all screwed".
The image is a sign with the text "P poppy's garage" in a distressed, yellow and black color scheme.
The image is a sign that reads "P poppy's garage" and includes a humorous message about a garage door.
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three signs with the same message, stating "If he can't fix it, we're all screwed".The image is a sign with the text "P poppy's garage" in a distressed, yellow and black color scheme.The image is a sign that reads "P poppy's garage" and includes a humorous message about a garage door.a sign with the text "P poppy's garage" in a red and black color scheme.

Pappy’s Garage Metal Sign

Designs by Linda Nee
Sign Size: 3x12" With Holes
Background Color: Black and Yellow
Price:
$14.95
Free US shipping on orders $50+
Printed and packed in our New Hampshire studio
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Hassle-free replacement if your order arrives damaged

When Pappy Can’t Fix It, Everyone Knows Trouble’s Coming

This Pappy’s garage metal sign adds humor and personality to garages, man caves, workshops, and home hangout spaces. Featuring the classic “If he can’t fix it, we’re screwed” message, it’s a lighthearted warning that instantly sets the tone and lets visitors know who really runs the garage.

Designed in a street-sign style format, this funny garage sign works perfectly as wall decor above workbenches, tool storage, or entry doors. It also makes a memorable gift for Pappy, dad, or any family fixer who takes pride in keeping things running—especially for Father’s Day, birthdays, or everyday appreciation.

ABOUT OUR SIGNS

This garage metal sign is crafted from durable aluminum and printed using professional processes for a clean, long-lasting finish. The slim street-sign format gives it a bold, readable look without overpowering the space, making it a natural fit for garages, man caves, and workshops.

  • Street sign–style metal sign measuring approximately 18" x 4"

  • Crafted from .026 gauge aluminum for strength and durability

  • UV protective coating designed to withstand outdoor elements

  • Suitable for indoor and outdoor display

  • Two pre-drilled mounting holes on the short ends, or no-holes option

  • Professionally printed and finished in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio

This funny garage sign is built to last and designed to hold up through years of use, whether displayed indoors or in covered outdoor areas.

WHERE THIS SIGN WORKS BEST

This sign looks right at home in garages, workshops, man caves, and sheds, but it also works well as wall decor in basements, home bars, game rooms, and casual hangout spaces. Its humorous message makes it especially popular as a man cave sign or a conversation-starting piece in shared spaces.

As a gift for him, this garage sign strikes the perfect balance between practical decor and personality-driven humor.

SHIPPING AND PACKAGING

Each sign is carefully packaged in an extra-rigid fiberboard mailer to help prevent bending or damage during shipping. Orders are printed and packaged within 3–5 business days, with shipping times varying by location and carrier. Tracking information is provided once your order ships.

Proudly made in the USA and packed with care from our studio to your space.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

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