Description
Authorized to investigate Oklahoma’s most unsettling lake legend
If you’ve ever dipped a toe into an Oklahoma lake and instantly regretted your life choices, congratulations. You may already be on the Oklahoma Octopus’s snack list. This Oklahoma Octopus Permit Card serves as semi-official authorization to investigate freshwater where an eight-armed nightmare may or may not lurk. It’s a badge of honor, questionable judgment, or both.
Slip this premium metal wallet card into your pocket before stepping into Lake Thunderbird, Lake Tenkiller, or any body of water murky enough to hide something large and judgmental. Flash it at friends to justify why you launched yourself back into the boat after something touched your leg. It works on skeptics, believers, and that one cousin who thinks noodling is a personality trait.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Full-color “official issue” freshwater cryptid design
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Lake swimmers with poor self-preservation
• Cryptid collectors and paranormal explorers
• Fishermen with suspicious “something huge pulled the line” stories
• Gag gifts for friends who refuse to swim anywhere but a pool
• Anyone who heard “nothing in the lake can hurt you” and knew it was a lie
LAKE SURVIVAL ADVISORY
If something brushes your leg, do not attempt identification. Exit the water immediately.
If the lake goes quiet, that’s not calm. That’s plot buildup.
Never swim with someone who says, “If it grabs me, just pull me back.”
UPGRADE YOUR CRYPTID CREDENTIALS
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Kraken, Bessie Lake Monster, Champ, Beast of Busco, and more. Build a wallet that proves you fear nothing… except lakes.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
Frequently Asked Questions
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us at [email protected] before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.