Description
A Darkly Funny Warning with a Serious Tone
Some signs are meant to make people stop and think twice. This dark-humor no-trespassing metal sign blends an official warning style with tongue-in-cheek attitude, making it a bold statement piece for private property, garages, man caves, workshops, and gun rooms. It delivers its message clearly, with just enough edge to get a reaction.
Designed for gun owners, collectors, and fans of unapologetic warning decor, this sign fits perfectly in spaces where humor and authority go hand in hand. Styled like a classic parking or restricted-area sign, it looks convincingly official while still making visitors pause, read, and laugh uncomfortably.
ABOUT OUR SIGNS
• Metal warning sign printed directly onto aluminum
• American-made aluminum that will never rust
• UV-protective coating applied for added durability
• High-quality inks for crisp, long-lasting detail
• Available with or without pre-drilled mounting holes
• Custom printed in our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire
This is not a plastic, tin, or decal sign. The design is permanently printed onto the metal for a clean, professional, and durable finish.
SIZE & MATERIAL OPTIONS
Choose the configuration that best fits your space and mounting needs.
• Printed on durable aluminum that will not rust
• Designed for indoor and outdoor display
• Available in multiple formats, including classic parking-style and square or diamond layouts
• Offered with pre-drilled mounting holes or with no holes, depending on your preference
All options are built to withstand outdoor exposure while maintaining their appearance and readability over time.
DISPLAY RECOMMENDATION
These signs are designed primarily for indoor display. They may be used outdoors for a period of time, but extended exposure to the elements can cause gradual fading over approximately 1 to 1½ years, depending on conditions.
SHIPPING AND PACKAGING
Each sign is made to order and carefully packaged in extra-rigid fiberboard mailers to prevent damage during shipping. Please allow 3–5 business days for printing and packaging before shipment. Tracking is provided once your order ships.
PERFECT FOR
• Private property and restricted areas
• Man caves, garages, and workshops
• Gun rooms and firearm-themed decor
• Novelty warning signs with dark humor
• Gifts for gun owners who appreciate bold decor
COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION
Pair this sign with other no-trespassing, warning, and novelty metal signs from my shop to create a cohesive setup that blends humor, attitude, and authority.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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