No Trespassing Hiding Bodies Metal Sign
No Trespassing Hiding Bodies Metal Sign
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No Trespassing Hiding Bodies Metal Sign

Trespass at Your Own (Darkly Funny) Risk

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Price:
$19.95
Sign Size: 9x12 in
Style: Clean, New Look
Add Holes?: With Holes
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Pickup available at 25 Maple Street

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Description

This darkly funny no trespassing sign gives visitors a laugh (and maybe a little pause) before they step onto your property, printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum for a design that resists fading and rust outdoors. Fun fact: the 'no trespassing, we're hiding bodies' joke is a long-running staple of dark novelty humor, popular on porches and property lines nationwide.

It's a favorite gift for anyone with a dark sense of humor, built with real outdoor durability instead of a flimsy plastic sign. Every sign is made to order and custom-imprinted in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio.

Does this sign come with mounting holes? Yes – every size ships with or without pre-drilled mounting holes on the shorter ends, your choice at checkout.

Is this sign safe to hang outdoors? Yes, it's rustproof, UV-protected aluminum built to handle sun, rain, and snow for years without fading.

Product Details

• Printed directly on the aluminum – never a decal or a generic plastic sign
• Heavy gauge aluminum construction with a UV-protective coating to resist fading
• Rustproof and weather-resistant for indoor or outdoor use
• Every size available with or without pre-drilled mounting holes on the shorter ends
• Made to order and custom-imprinted in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio

Size & Color Options

Choose from three sizes – 9x12 in, 12x18 in, and 16x24 in – in Clean, New Look or Rusty, Vintage Look finish, starting at $19.95. Every size is available with or without pre-drilled mounting holes, so you can choose the option that fits how you plan to hang it. Don’t see the size you need? Email us and we’ll help you find the right fit.

Packaging & Shipping

This sign ships in a rigid fiberboard mailer or heavy-duty box to prevent damage in transit. It's printed and shipped from our Henniker, NH studio, and sent via USPS Ground or Priority with tracking provided on every order.

Perfect For

• Front porches and property lines
• Man caves and dark-humor gift shelves
• Housewarming and novelty gifts
• Halloween and gag-gift season
• Fence lines and driveways

Complete Your Collection

Pair this sign with Area 51 Research Facility Sign and Baiting Deer Is Illegal Metal Sign, or browse our Man Cave & She Shed Metal Signs collection for more. © Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our metal signs are printed directly onto heavy-duty aluminum (no decals or stickers involved), giving them a durable, rust-proof finish. Each sign is proudly made in the USA at our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire.
Yes! Our metal signs are designed to withstand outdoor elements and feature a UV protective coating, making them ideal for both indoor and outdoor display for years to come.
Most of our signs are available with pre-drilled mounting holes for easy hanging. If you'd prefer no holes, we offer that option as well – just select it when ordering.
Metal signs can be cleaned easily with a standard glass cleaner and a soft cloth to keep the print looking bright and clear.
In many cases, yes! If your specific vehicle, pet breed, or detail isn't listed, choose the closest matching sign. If the product page has a customization field above the "Add to Cart" button, enter your details there and we'll personalize it for you. If there's no customization field on that listing, email us with your details and we'll let you know if we can accommodate your request.
For most walls, a 9x12 in or 12x18 in sign works well as a focal point, while 16x24 in and larger suit bigger walls or garage doors. Smaller 6x6 in or 8x8 in sizes are popular for mailboxes, gates, or gift-sized pieces — check the size chart on each listing for exact placement guidance.
With their UV-protective coating and rustproof aluminum construction, our signs are built to stay vibrant outdoors for years through sun, rain, and snow without fading, cracking, or rusting.
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