Greyhound Gun Owner Warning Sign, Rescue Dog Adopter Gift

a sign that warns people about the presence of greyhounds and a gun, and cautions that if someone comes to steal or harm, they might encounter all three.

The image is a sign that warns people about the presence of greyhounds and a gun in the area.

a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by a good Lord, greyhounds, and a gun.

The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, Greyhounds, and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a metal sign with a textured surface, placed on a white background. The sign is described as "Premium Aluminum Metal Signs" and "UV-Protected - Rustproof - Weather-Resistant".

two identical square metal plates, one with a hole in the center and the other without a hole. The text above the plates reads "Available With or Without Mounting Holes".

four different sizes of rectangular aluminum signs, ranging from 5.5" to 16" in inches.

three different sizes of square aluminum sign sizes, ranging from 6x6 inches to 12x12 inches.

two different finishes of a surface: a clean, new look and a distressed, wood look.

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This Greyhound gun owner warning sign is funny for a simple reason: most Greyhounds are more couch potato than guard dog. It’s printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum with a UV-protective coating, so the joke stays sharp on your gate or fence for years.

Greyhound adopters and retired racer families who support the Second Amendment will appreciate it, and it makes a great gotcha day, birthday, or housewarming gift. Made in the USA in our New Hampshire studio.

Does it come with mounting holes? You choose at checkout. With Holes arrives pre-drilled for screws, nails, or zip ties. No Holes is ideal for adhesive strips, a shelf, or an easel.

Which size is easiest to read from the street? The 12×18 in and 16×24 in signs read clearly from a driveway or sidewalk. The 9×12 in and square sizes suit doors, posts, and indoor walls.

Product Details

• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, never a decal or sticker
• UV-protective coating helps the print resist fading in full sun
• Rustproof and weather resistant for indoor or outdoor use
• Slightly rounded corners for a clean, finished edge
• Available with pre-drilled mounting holes or with no holes
• Made in the USA and custom-imprinted in our Henniker, New Hampshire studio

Size & Finish Options

• Square: 6×6 in, 8×8 in, or 12×12 in
• Rectangular: 9×12 in, 12×18 in, or 16×24 in
• Finish: Clean, New Look or Distressed, Wood Look
• Mounting: With Holes or No Holes

Prices start at $14.95.

Packaging & Shipping

Your sign ships in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy-duty box to protect it in transit. It’s printed and shipped from Henniker, NH, by USPS Ground or Priority Mail, with tracking on every order.

Made With Care

Every sign is made to order and handled with care from printing to packing. Need a size that isn’t listed or a custom version? Email us and we’ll help you find the right fit.

Perfect For

• Front doors, gates, and fenced yards
• Dens, living rooms, and garages
• Gifts for Greyhound adopters and rescue volunteers
• Gotcha day and housewarming gifts

Complete Your Collection

See the Protected by Greyhound Property Sign and the Funny Greyhound Property Sign, or browse Funny Dog Signs for Every Breed.

What are your metal signs made from?

Our metal signs are printed directly onto heavy-duty aluminum (no decals or stickers involved), giving them a durable, rust-proof finish. Each sign is proudly made in the USA at our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire.

Are your metal signs suitable for outdoor use?

Yes! Our metal signs are designed to withstand outdoor elements and feature a UV protective coating, making them ideal for both indoor and outdoor display for years to come.

How do I hang my metal sign?

Most of our signs are available with pre-drilled mounting holes for easy hanging. If you'd prefer no holes, we offer that option as well – just select it when ordering.

How do I clean my metal sign?

Metal signs can be cleaned easily with a standard glass cleaner and a soft cloth to keep the print looking bright and clear.

Can I customize a metal sign with a specific vehicle, breed, or detail that isn't listed?

In many cases, yes! If your specific vehicle, pet breed, or detail isn't listed, choose the closest matching sign. If the product page has a customization field above the "Add to Cart" button, enter your details there and we'll personalize it for you. If there's no customization field on that listing, email us with your details and we'll let you know if we can accommodate your request.

What size metal sign should I choose?

For most walls, a 9x12 in or 12x18 in sign works well as a focal point, while 16x24 in and larger suit bigger walls or garage doors. Smaller 6x6 in or 8x8 in sizes are popular for mailboxes, gates, or gift-sized pieces — check the size chart on each listing for exact placement guidance.

How long do metal signs last outdoors?

With their UV-protective coating and rustproof aluminum construction, our signs are built to stay vibrant outdoors for years through sun, rain, and snow without fading, cracking, or rusting.

Greyhound Gun Owner Warning Metal Sign

Runs 45 MPH to Reach the Safe

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