Description
A Substrate Dweller with Midnight Energy
This Funny Kuhli Loach Warning Sign is made for aquarists who know the most mysterious fish in the tank rarely shows up during business hours. With its noodle-like shape and shy burrowing habits, the kuhli loach brings personality and quiet chaos to freshwater aquariums, planted tanks, and fish room setups. Designed in a bold warning-style layout, this aluminum metal sign adds humor while keeping that classic novelty security look.
Perfect for loach lovers and freshwater hobbyists, this durable metal sign makes a unique aquarium gift and a fun addition to tank stands, hobby spaces, and maintenance corners. It celebrates the “I promise I have fish” lifestyle with a clean, high-contrast design built to last.
ABOUT THIS METAL SIGN
• Premium aluminum metal construction
• UV-protected finish to resist fading
• Rustproof and weather-resistant for indoor or covered outdoor use
• Available in Clean (modern) or Distressed (vintage-style) finish
• Rectangular format includes pre-drilled mounting holes
• Square options available without holes
• Rectangular sizes: 9x12, 12x18, 16x24 inches
• Square sizes: 6x6, 8x8, 12x12 inches
• Made to order in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
Built for freshwater tanks, planted aquariums, fish rooms, and hobby spaces that need personality.
PERFECT FOR
• Freshwater aquariums and planted tanks
• Loach collectors and oddball fish enthusiasts
• Fish room decor and aquarium stands
• Aquarist gifts with humor
• Unique freshwater tank wall decor
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Is this metal sign safe for humid fish rooms?
Yes. The rustproof aluminum and UV-protective coating make it suitable for aquarium environments.
Does it include mounting holes?
Rectangular versions come with pre-drilled holes. Square options are available without holes.
What finish options are available?
Choose between a clean modern finish or a distressed vintage-style look.
Is this a good gift for freshwater hobbyists?
Absolutely. It makes a funny and thoughtful gift for loach lovers, planted tank keepers, and aquarium enthusiasts.
COMPLETE YOUR FRESHWATER WARNING SIGN COLLECTION
Pair this kuhli loach design with other freshwater favorites like the Corydoras Aquarium Metal Sign, Otocinclus Catfish Warning Sign, or Rhinoceros Beetle Warning Sign to create a cohesive tank-themed display. Explore the full Tanks and Exotics collection to find the perfect metal sign for your aquarium setup.
Designed and made in the USA by Designs by Linda Nee
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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Our metal signs are made from durable aluminum, designed to be lightweight, vibrant, and long-lasting.
Our art prints are available either on aluminum metal or on archival-quality art paper, depending on the product you choose.
Our greeting cards are professionally printed on premium Red River linen textured cardstock, giving them a beautiful, high-quality feel.
For other items such as gifts and accessories, we use carefully selected materials designed for both beauty and everyday durability. Product pages include specific details about each item.
Yes, our aluminum metal signs are durable and suitable for outdoor use, as aluminum is rust-resistant and made to handle different weather conditions.
Products like tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, and keychains are made from durable materials designed for everyday use.
However, art prints on archival paper and greeting cards are intended for indoor use to preserve their quality and appearance.
Our products are designed to be both beautiful and easy to care for.
Metal signs and metal art prints can be displayed indoors or outdoors and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth if needed. Our metal signs (9×12, 12×18, 16×24, 3×12, 6×24, and 4×18) come with pre-drilled holes for easy hanging. Metal art prints include Command™ strips for simple, damage-free wall mounting.
Art prints on archival paper are best displayed indoors and ideally framed to help protect them over time.
Items such as tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, keychains, mousepads, coasters, and Christmas ornaments are designed for everyday use and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth. For best results, we recommend hand washing tumblers rather than using a dishwasher to help preserve the design and finish.
Shipping & Returns
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us through our Contact Us page before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Custom Orders & Personalization
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.
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