Description
“This Halloween, I think I'll just set out a big empty bowl that says 'Take One,' so all the kids will think some jerk took it all.” This funny Halloween card pairs a vintage-style black and orange jack-o'-lantern candy bowl illustration with a sarcastic trick-or-treat joke.
It's the easy pick for Halloween-loving friends, coworkers, neighbors, and candy hoarders who appreciate a little wicked seasonal humor. Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.
Product Details
• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny Halloween card
• Vintage-inspired black and orange design
• Coordinating envelope included
• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card
Size & Format
• 5 × 7 inches, folded
• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards
• Standard portrait orientation
Packaging & Shipping
• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality
• Ships with a matching envelope
• Printed and shipped from the USA
Perfect For
• Halloween party hosts and neighbors
• Friends, coworkers, and candy hoarders
• Trick-or-treat season and October birthdays
• Pairing with a Halloween gift basket or bottle of wine
Complete Your Collection
Looking for more sarcastic seasonal humor? Pair it with the So Franken Cute Halloween Gnome Card for double the Halloween mischief, or browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more wickedly funny picks.
FAQ
Is this Halloween card blank inside?
Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.
What size is this card?
It's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.
Is this card appropriate for coworkers or is it too edgy?
The humor is sarcastic but not explicit, so it works well for most coworkers and friends.
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