Description
A Distinguished Rabbit with Opinions
For the friend who appreciates both tea and a bit of chaos. This dapper rabbit greeting card features a very serious gray rabbit dressed in a bowler hat, plaid suit, and bow tie, wearing the unmistakable expression of someone who is absolutely judging your life choices. The mood is equal parts refined and ridiculous.
Created for lovers of whimsical portraits, vintage-inspired humor, and art that doesn’t take itself too seriously, this linen greeting card feels classic with a sharp sense of wit. It’s the kind of card that gets laughed at, then framed.
About This Linen Greeting Card
Each 5x7 card is professionally printed on luxurious Red River Linen cardstock with a subtly woven texture that gives the artwork the feel of a miniature framed portrait. The card is blank inside, giving you full freedom to write a message for any occasion.
• Folded 5 x 7 inch (A7) linen greeting card
• Professionally printed with rich color and crisp detail
• Blank interior for personal messages
• Matching envelope and protective cellophane sleeve included
• Artwork is created using AI-assisted digital illustration and then carefully edited and finished by me for a moody, painterly portrait look
Size and Format
The folded card measures 5 x 7 inches (A7) and is vertically oriented. A standard A7 envelope is included with each card.
Packaging and Shipping
Your card, envelope, and cello sleeve are packaged together and shipped flat in a rigid mailer or box to help prevent bending during transit. All cards are printed and shipped from Henniker, New Hampshire, USA.
Perfect For
This dapper rabbit greeting card is ideal for birthdays, congratulations, and milestone moments, as well as for rabbit lovers and fans of whimsical, slightly absurd art. It works beautifully as a thank-you card with personality, a note for hosts or bartenders, or a playful message for bookish friends.
Complete Your Collection
Pair this card with other anthropomorphic portraits, bookish characters, and vintage-style artwork from my shop, or mix it with darker gothic and celestial designs to create a curated art card bundle.
Proudly designed and made in the USA by Designs by Linda Nee.
Payment & Security
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Products & Quality
Our metal signs are made from durable aluminum, designed to be lightweight, vibrant, and long-lasting.
Our art prints are available either on aluminum metal or on archival-quality art paper, depending on the product you choose.
Our greeting cards are professionally printed on premium Red River linen textured cardstock, giving them a beautiful, high-quality feel.
For other items such as gifts and accessories, we use carefully selected materials designed for both beauty and everyday durability. Product pages include specific details about each item.
Yes, our aluminum metal signs are durable and suitable for outdoor use, as aluminum is rust-resistant and made to handle different weather conditions.
Products like tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, and keychains are made from durable materials designed for everyday use.
However, art prints on archival paper and greeting cards are intended for indoor use to preserve their quality and appearance.
Our products are designed to be both beautiful and easy to care for.
Metal signs and metal art prints can be displayed indoors or outdoors and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth if needed. Our metal signs (9×12, 12×18, 16×24, 3×12, 6×24, and 4×18) come with pre-drilled holes for easy hanging. Metal art prints include Command™ strips for simple, damage-free wall mounting.
Art prints on archival paper are best displayed indoors and ideally framed to help protect them over time.
Items such as tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, keychains, mousepads, coasters, and Christmas ornaments are designed for everyday use and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth. For best results, we recommend hand washing tumblers rather than using a dishwasher to help preserve the design and finish.
Shipping & Returns
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us through our Contact Us page before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Custom Orders & Personalization
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.
Still have questions?
If you didn’t find the answer you were looking for, feel free to reach out. We’re always happy to help with product details, customization requests, or order questions.
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