Description
A Funny Christmas Story Sign for Every Holiday Lover
Add holiday humor to your home with this “May Cause Blindness” Christmas Story Metal Sign inspired by the classic movie. Perfect for fans who love Ralphie’s unforgettable adventures, this sign brings laughter to any Christmas party or festive setup. It’s a great conversation piece for movie buffs, nostalgic families, and those who appreciate a clever holiday joke.
Quick Answer
What’s a funny Christmas movie gift that everyone will recognize?
A Christmas Story sign that references one of the movie’s most iconic lines — made from durable aluminum for indoor or outdoor display.
ABOUT OUR SIGNS
Printed directly on premium aluminum, this sign is built to last through every holiday season. The UV-protected coating keeps colors bright whether displayed on a wall, porch, garage, or near the Christmas decorations outside. Pre-drilled mounting hole options make placing it anywhere fast and easy — no extra hardware required.
Available in multiple sizes to fit your display space:
• 9 × 12 inches (with or without mounting holes)
• 12 × 18 inches (with or without mounting holes)
Key Features:
• Rustproof aluminum construction for long-term use
• UV-protected finish prevents fading
• Direct-printed artwork — no decals or peeling
• Options with or without pre-drilled holes
• Designed and printed in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
Fun for December decorating and gifting, this holiday sign makes a playful surprise for Christmas Story fans, neighbors, friends, coworkers, or party hosts. Hang it near the tree, by the garage, or anywhere laughter is needed.
SHIPPING & PACKAGING
Each sign is packaged securely in rigid mailers to ensure safe delivery. Tracking is included with all domestic shipments.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Recognizable holiday humor everyone loves
• Makes guests laugh at Christmas events
• Perfect movie-themed Christmas gift
• Durable enough for outdoor winter weather
• A unique décor piece made by a woman-owned small business
Spread cheer the funny way — order your Christmas Story “May Cause Blindness” Metal Sign today and enjoy a holiday décor upgrade that brings smiles year after year.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
Frequently Asked Questions
We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us at [email protected] before placing your order so we can check available expedited shipping options.
Yes! We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50, including Alaska and Hawaii.
For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Yes! Many of our products offer personalization options, such as adding a name, custom text, or special details depending on the item.
If a product can be personalized, you’ll see a personalization field on the product page where you can enter your custom details before adding the item to your cart.
If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
Yes! We’re happy to work with businesses, organizations, and events that need bulk orders.
If you’re interested in ordering multiple items, custom designs, or branded products, please contact us with the details of your request and we’ll be glad to discuss the options.