Description
A Funny Christmas Story Sign for Every Holiday Lover
Add holiday humor to your home with this “May Cause Blindness” Christmas Story Metal Sign inspired by the classic movie. Perfect for fans who love Ralphie’s unforgettable adventures, this sign brings laughter to any Christmas party or festive setup. It’s a great conversation piece for movie buffs, nostalgic families, and those who appreciate a clever holiday joke.
Quick Answer
What’s a funny Christmas movie gift that everyone will recognize?
A Christmas Story sign that references one of the movie’s most iconic lines — made from durable aluminum for indoor or outdoor display.
ABOUT OUR SIGNS
Printed directly on premium aluminum, this sign is built to last through every holiday season. The UV-protected coating keeps colors bright whether displayed on a wall, porch, garage, or near the Christmas decorations outside. Pre-drilled mounting hole options make placing it anywhere fast and easy — no extra hardware required.
Available in multiple sizes to fit your display space:
• 9 × 12 inches (with or without mounting holes)
• 12 × 18 inches (with or without mounting holes)
Key Features:
• Rustproof aluminum construction for long-term use
• UV-protected finish prevents fading
• Direct-printed artwork — no decals or peeling
• Options with or without pre-drilled holes
• Designed and printed in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA
Fun for December decorating and gifting, this holiday sign makes a playful surprise for Christmas Story fans, neighbors, friends, coworkers, or party hosts. Hang it near the tree, by the garage, or anywhere laughter is needed.
SHIPPING & PACKAGING
Each sign is packaged securely in rigid mailers to ensure safe delivery. Tracking is included with all domestic shipments.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Recognizable holiday humor everyone loves
• Makes guests laugh at Christmas events
• Perfect movie-themed Christmas gift
• Durable enough for outdoor winter weather
• A unique décor piece made by a woman-owned small business
Spread cheer the funny way — order your Christmas Story “May Cause Blindness” Metal Sign today and enjoy a holiday décor upgrade that brings smiles year after year.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC