Christmas May Cause Blindness sign styled as a vintage Lifebuoy soap advertisement parody.
The image is a red and white sign with a humorous message about a soap product.
a metal sign with a textured surface, with one side appearing shiny and the other side appearing wet. The text above the image reads "Premium Aluminum Metal Signs", and below it, "UV-Protected - Rustproof - Weather-Resistant".
three rectangular aluminum sign sizes, ranging from 9x12 inches to 16x24 inches.
two different mounting styles, one with holes and one without holes, allowing the user to choose their preferred mounting style.
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Christmas May Cause Blindness sign styled as a vintage Lifebuoy soap advertisement parody.The image is a red and white sign with a humorous message about a soap product.a metal sign with a textured surface, with one side appearing shiny and the other side appearing wet. The text above the image reads "Premium Aluminum Metal Signs", and below it, "UV-Protected - Rustproof - Weather-Resistant".three rectangular aluminum sign sizes, ranging from 9x12 inches to 16x24 inches.two different mounting styles, one with holes and one without holes, allowing the user to choose their preferred mounting style.

Christmas May Cause Blindness Sign

Fair Warning From Ralphie's Favorite Soap

Price:
$19.95
Sign Size: 9x12 in
Add Holes?: With Holes
  • Free U.S. shipping over $50
  • Ships in 1–3 business days
  • Easy 30-day returns
  • Tracking included on every order
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Pickup available at 25 Maple Street

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Description

This funny Christmas sign spoofs a vintage Lifebuoy soap ad with the classic "May cause blindness" line from A Christmas Story, printed directly on premium aluminum built to last through every holiday season. It’s an instant conversation piece for movie buffs and nostalgic families alike.

Quick Answer

What’s a funny Christmas movie gift that everyone will recognize?
A Christmas Story sign that references one of the movie’s most iconic lines — made from durable aluminum for indoor or outdoor display.

About Our Signs

Printed directly on premium aluminum, this sign is built to last through every holiday season. The UV-protected coating keeps colors bright whether displayed on a wall, porch, garage, or near the Christmas decorations outside. Pre-drilled mounting hole options make placing it anywhere fast and easy — no extra hardware required.

Available in multiple sizes to fit your display space:
• 9 × 12 inches (with or without mounting holes)
• 12 × 18 inches (with or without mounting holes)

Key Features:
• Rustproof aluminum construction for long-term use
• UV-protected finish prevents fading
• Direct-printed artwork — no decals or peeling
• Options with or without pre-drilled holes
• Designed and printed in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA

Fun for December decorating and gifting, this holiday sign makes a playful surprise for Christmas Story fans, neighbors, friends, coworkers, or party hosts. Hang it near the tree, by the garage, or anywhere laughter is needed.

SHIPPING & PACKAGING

Each sign is packaged securely in rigid mailers to ensure safe delivery. Tracking is included with all domestic shipments.

Why You’ll Love It

• Recognizable holiday humor everyone loves
• Makes guests laugh at Christmas events
• Perfect movie-themed Christmas gift
• Durable enough for outdoor winter weather
• A unique décor piece made by a woman-owned small business

Complete Your Collection

Pair this sign with the Ninny Muggins Buddy the Elf Sign or the Funny Cousin Eddie RV Dump Sign, or browse our Home & Welcome Signs collection for more.

Spread cheer the funny way — order your Christmas Story “May Cause Blindness” Metal Sign today and enjoy a holiday décor upgrade that brings smiles year after year.

© Designs by Linda Nee LLC

Frequently Asked Questions

Our metal signs are printed directly onto heavy-duty aluminum (no decals or stickers involved), giving them a durable, rust-proof finish. Each sign is proudly made in the USA at our studio in Henniker, New Hampshire.
Yes! Our metal signs are designed to withstand outdoor elements and feature a UV protective coating, making them ideal for both indoor and outdoor display for years to come.
Most of our signs are available with pre-drilled mounting holes for easy hanging. If you'd prefer no holes, we offer that option as well – just select it when ordering.
Metal signs can be cleaned easily with a standard glass cleaner and a soft cloth to keep the print looking bright and clear.
In many cases, yes! If your specific vehicle, pet breed, or detail isn't listed, choose the closest matching sign. If the product page has a customization field above the "Add to Cart" button, enter your details there and we'll personalize it for you. If there's no customization field on that listing, email us with your details and we'll let you know if we can accommodate your request.
For most walls, a 9x12 in or 12x18 in sign works well as a focal point, while 16x24 in and larger suit bigger walls or garage doors. Smaller 6x6 in or 8x8 in sizes are popular for mailboxes, gates, or gift-sized pieces — check the size chart on each listing for exact placement guidance.
With their UV-protective coating and rustproof aluminum construction, our signs are built to stay vibrant outdoors for years through sun, rain, and snow without fading, cracking, or rusting.

Handcrafted in NH

Premium quality designed and produced in our New Hampshire studio

Secure Packaging Guaranteed

Every item is hand-inspected and securely packed to prevent damage during transit

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

Dedicated support to ensure you love your purchase

Made to Order, Just for You

Every piece is custom-imprinted after you order — never mass-produced off a shelf

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