Description
Licensed to investigate Lake Erie’s most famous mystery
If you’ve ever scanned the surface of Lake Erie and sworn you saw more than a wave, this Bessie Lake Monster Permit Card gives you official-ish authorization to investigate suspicious ripples, unexplained splashes, and serpentine silhouettes. It’s the perfect mix of cryptid lore, lake-life humor, and “Don’t worry, I’m licensed to do this” confidence.
Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit feels solid, durable, and intentionally not like a flimsy plastic novelty. It makes a great gift for cryptid fans, lake house owners, boaters, fishermen, and anyone who enjoys a good monster mystery with a sense of humor.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP
• “Official issue” lake monster design
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Lake-life lovers and Great Lakes locals
• Cryptid collectors and monster hunters
• Cottage, cabin, and boat-themed gifts
• Fishermen with suspicious “the one that got away” stories
FIELD NOTES
Bessie sightings tend to occur at dawn, dusk, and anytime someone opens a cooler. Approach quietly, bring snacks, and remember: if anyone asks, yes, this permit is absolutely government-approved. Definitely.
BUILD YOUR INVESTIGATOR SET
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Bigfoot, Loveland Frogman, Squonk, Pukwudgie, Beast of Busco, Dover Demon, and more.
© Designs by Linda Nee LLC
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Our metal signs are made from durable aluminum, designed to be lightweight, vibrant, and long-lasting.
Our art prints are available either on aluminum metal or on archival-quality art paper, depending on the product you choose.
Our greeting cards are professionally printed on premium Red River linen textured cardstock, giving them a beautiful, high-quality feel.
For other items such as gifts and accessories, we use carefully selected materials designed for both beauty and everyday durability. Product pages include specific details about each item.
Yes, our aluminum metal signs are durable and suitable for outdoor use, as aluminum is rust-resistant and made to handle different weather conditions.
Products like tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, and keychains are made from durable materials designed for everyday use.
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Our products are designed to be both beautiful and easy to care for.
Metal signs and metal art prints can be displayed indoors or outdoors and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth if needed. Our metal signs (9×12, 12×18, 16×24, 3×12, 6×24, and 4×18) come with pre-drilled holes for easy hanging. Metal art prints include Command™ strips for simple, damage-free wall mounting.
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Items such as tumblers, compact mirrors, necklaces, keychains, mousepads, coasters, and Christmas ornaments are designed for everyday use and can be gently cleaned with a soft cloth. For best results, we recommend hand washing tumblers rather than using a dishwasher to help preserve the design and finish.
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We typically process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Once your order is shipped, delivery time depends on the shipping carrier and your location within the United States.
We ship Monday through Friday (business days only). During busy seasons such as holidays, processing and delivery times may take slightly longer due to higher shipping volumes.
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For orders under $50, we offer a flat rate shipping of $5.95 anywhere in the United States.
Free and flat rate shipping do not apply to APO/FPO or international orders, where shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items.
Items must be unused and in their original packaging, and refunds are issued after we receive and inspect the return. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility, and original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Because many of our products are made just for you, custom or personalized items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
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If you would like custom text on a design that doesn’t offer personalization, or if you have your own design you’d like us to print, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
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