Licensed to investigate Lake Erie’s most famous mystery
If you’ve ever scanned the surface of Lake Erie and sworn you saw more than a wave, this Bessie Lake Monster Permit Card gives you official-ish authorization to investigate suspicious ripples, unexplained splashes, and serpentine silhouettes. It’s the perfect mix of cryptid lore, lake-life humor, and “Don’t worry, I’m licensed to do this” confidence.
Printed on a premium metal wallet card, this permit feels solid, durable, and intentionally not like a flimsy plastic novelty. It makes a great gift for cryptid fans, lake house owners, boaters, fishermen, and anyone who enjoys a good monster mystery with a sense of humor.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Premium metal wallet card (not plastic)
• Credit card size: 3.5" × 2"
• Personalized with name and ZIP code
• ID format: StateAbbrev-ZIP
• “Official issue” lake monster design
• Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA
PERSONALIZATION
Before adding to cart, enter your details on the product page:
• Name (printed exactly as typed)
• ZIP code (5 digits, US only)
Your state abbreviation and ID number are generated automatically.
PERFECT FOR
• Lake-life lovers and Great Lakes locals
• Cryptid collectors and monster hunters
• Cottage, cabin, and boat-themed gifts
• Fishermen with suspicious “the one that got away” stories
FIELD NOTES
Bessie sightings tend to occur at dawn, dusk, and anytime someone opens a cooler. Approach quietly, bring snacks, and remember: if anyone asks, yes, this permit is absolutely government-approved. Definitely.
BUILD YOUR INVESTIGATOR SET
Pair this permit with others in the series, including Bigfoot, Loveland Frogman, Squonk, Pukwudgie, Beast of Busco, Dover Demon, and more.
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