Funny Dog Signs for Every Breed

Novelty dog breed metal signs made on heavy gauge rust-proof aluminum with free shipping over $50, exclusively from our NH studio.

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Caucan Shepherd and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

The image is a sign that warns people about the presence of a Caucanian Shepherd and a gun. It states that the property is protected by the good Lord and that if someone comes to steal or harm, they might encounter all three.

Protected by Caucasian Shepherd Sign

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a sign that warns people about the presence of a dachshund and a gun, and cautions that if someone comes to steal or harm, they might encounter the owner of the property.

The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Dachshund and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

Protected by Dachshund Property Sign

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The image is a sign with a warning message about a flat-coated retriever and a gun.

The image is a sign that warns people about the presence of a flat-coated retriever and a gun.

Protected by Flat Coat Retriever Sign

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The image is a sign with a warning message about a Pekingese dog and a gun.

The image is a sign that warns people about the presence of a Pekingese dog and a gun. It states that the property is protected by the good Lord, a Pekingese, and a gun, and that if someone comes to steal or harm, they might encounter all three.

Protected by Pekingese Property Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, an Irish Wolfhound and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a sign that warns people about the presence of an Irish Wolfhound and a gun, and cautions that if someone comes to steal or harm, they might encounter the dog and the gun.

Protected by Irish Wolfhound Metal Sign

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a sign that reads "THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY THE GOOD LORD, A GREYHOUND AND A GUN. IF YOU COME HERE TO STEAL OR DO HARM YOU MIGHT MEET ALL THREE."

The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Greyhound and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

Protected by Greyhound Property Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Pomeranian and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

Protected by Pomeranian Property Sign

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The image is a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by the good Lord, a Havanese dog, and a gun.

a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by a good Lord, a Havanaese dog, and a gun. The sign also includes a cautionary note about potential theft or harm if someone comes to steal or harm the dog.

Protected by Havanese Warning Metal Sign

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a sign with a warning message about a property owner's security measures, specifically an Irish Setter and a gun.

The image is a sign with a warning message about the property being protected by the good Lord, an Irish Setter, and a gun.

Protected by Irish Setter Metal Sign

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a sign with a black silhouette of a dog and text that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Jack Russell and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm you might meet all three."

The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Jack Russell and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

Protected by Jack Russell Metal Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Golden Retriever and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a sign with a warning about a property being protected by a good Lord, specifically a Golden Retriever, and a gun.

Protected by Golden Retriever Metal Sign

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a sign with a warning about a property being protected by a good Lord, specifically a Weimaraner, and a gun. The sign also includes a cautionary message about potential theft or harm if someone comes to steal or harm the property.

The image is a sign with a warning message about a Weimaraner dog and a gun.

Protected by Weimaraner Property Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Welsh Terrier, and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a sign that reads "THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY THE GOOD LORD, A WELSH TERRIER AND A GUN. IF YOU COME HERE TO STEAL OR DO HARM YOU MIGHT MEET ALL THREE."

Protected by Welsh Terrier Metal Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, an Old English Sheepdog and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a sign with a black silhouette of a dog and text in red and black colors.

Protected by English Sheepdog Metal Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a toy poodle and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a sign with a warning message about a toy poodle and a gun.

Protected by Toy Poodle Property Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Yorkshire Terrier, and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Yorkshire Terrier, and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

Protected by Yorkshire Terrier Sign

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a sign with a warning message about a Shih Tzu dog and a gun.

The image is a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by a good Lord, a Shih Tzu, and a gun.

Protected by Shih Tzu Warning Metal Sign

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Silky Terrier and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

The image is a sign that warns people about the presence of a silky terrier and a gun. It also mentions that if someone comes to steal or harm, they might encounter the dog and the gun.

Protected by Silky Terrier Metal Sign

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The image is a sign with a warning message about the protection of a property by the good Lord, a Bichon Frise, and a gun.

a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by a good Lord, a Bichon Frise, and a gun. The sign also includes a cautionary note about potential theft or harm if someone enters the property.

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a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by a good Lord, a Lhasa Apso, and a gun. The sign also includes a cautionary note about potential theft or harm if someone comes to steal or harm the property.

The image is a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by the good Lord, a Lhasa Apso dog, and a gun.

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The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a sheepdog and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

a sign with a warning message about a sheepdog and a gun.

Protected by Sheepadoodle Metal Sign

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The image is a sign that warns people about the presence of a cairn terrier and a gun. It states that the property is protected by the good Lord, a cairn terrier, and a gun, and that if someone comes to steal or harm, they might encounter all three.

The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Cairn Terrier and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

Protected by Cairn Terrier Metal Sign

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a sign with a warning message about a property being protected by the good Lord, a double doodle, and a gun. The sign also includes a cautionary note about potential theft or harm if someone enters the property.

The image is a sign with a warning message about the property being protected by the good Lord, a double doodle, and a gun.

Protected by Double Doodle Metal Sign

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a sign that warns people about the presence of a Belgian sheepdog and a gun, and cautions them to be cautious and respectful of the property.

The image is a sign that reads "This property is protected by the good Lord, a Belgian sheepdog and a gun. If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet all three."

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Because your Great Pyrenees deserves official recognition and your Labradoodle has been waiting for a street sign of their own. This collection covers the full breed roster, from German Shepherds and Cane Corsos to Saint Bernards, Samoyeds, Australian Shepherds, Tibetan Mastiffs, and well beyond.

These are novelty humor signs, not actual security warnings. They just happen to look convincingly official, which is exactly the point. Hang the Protected by Great Pyrenees sign at the gate and let visitors draw their own conclusions. The dog will not clarify.

Every dog sign is made in the USA and exclusive to Designs by Linda Nee. Each one is printed directly onto heavy gauge rust-proof aluminum using UV resistant ink, with no decals and no vinyl. Styles include distressed vintage warning signs, breed street signs in your choice of color, crossing caution signs, and poop fairy reminder signs for the neighbors who need one.

Signs arrive with pre-drilled mounting holes and are ready to hang indoors or outdoors straight out of the package. Front door, backyard fence, dog room, mudroom, or the wall of any person whose entire personality is their breed. All equally valid locations.

If you are shopping for a gift, the Protected by Boxers Sign, the No Poop Fairy Clean Up Sign, the Bulldog Metal Street Sign, and the Australian Shepherd Street Sign are all strong contenders for the dog person who claims they do not need anything. They always need a sign.

Find more in the Animal Signs collection, explore the full range in Signs for Every Space, or check out the Beast and Canid Metal Signs for something with a little more wild.

Browse Most Loved for the signs that keep finding good homes, or visit the Round Metal Signs collection if your dog deserves something with a little more presence on the wall.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these real warning signs or novelty humor signs?
Every dog sign in this collection is a novelty humor sign, not an actual security or safety warning. They are designed to look amusingly official while celebrating your specific breed. No legal authority is implied, though your Great Pyrenees may disagree.

What are the dog signs made from?
Each sign is printed directly onto heavy gauge rust-proof aluminum using UV resistant ink. There are no decals, no vinyl, and no overlays. The design is part of the metal itself, built to hold up indoors and outdoors through all seasons.

Do the signs come ready to hang?
Yes. Every sign includes pre-drilled mounting holes so you can hang it straight out of the package without any extra hardware. They work on doors, fences, walls, gates, and anywhere else your dog has claimed as territory.

Can I find a sign for my specific dog breed?
This collection includes a wide range of breeds including Great Pyrenees, Boxers, Labrador, Cane Corso, Australian Shepherd, Samoyed, Labradoodle, Saint Bernard, German Shepherd, Tibetan Mastiff, Bulldog, and many more. All designs are exclusive to Designs by Linda Nee and made in the USA.