{"product_id":"talking-moose-funny-adult-christmas-card","title":"Talking Moose Funny Adult Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny adult Christmas card looks like the sweetest one on the mantel: a moose in a red knit hat and scarf, snowy pine, berries and a jingle bell. Then they read the caption: “A little moose told me that Christmas is here… and I was like: FUCK ME, it’s a talking moose.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope. Made for moose lovers, New Englanders and friends who swear more than they should. Explicit language on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Moose in a red winter hat and scarf with snowy evergreens, berries, pinecones and a bell\u003cbr\u003e• Traditional woodland Christmas look that hides the joke until it’s read\u003cbr\u003e• Original Designs by Linda Nee artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Friends with a foul mouth and a big heart\u003cbr\u003e• Moose lovers, hunters and outdoorsy people\u003cbr\u003e• New Englanders, Mainers and Alaskans\u003cbr\u003e• White elephant and adult Secret Santa gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Siblings and coworkers you know well\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA few lines that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• “Merry Christmas. Moose said hi.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Didn’t believe it either until I heard it.”\u003cbr\u003e• “The moose and I both wish you a cheerful season.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Don’t show this one to Grandma.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe moose has company. Send the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/talking-goose-naughty-christmas-card\"\u003eTalking Goose Naughty Christmas Card\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/little-birdie-told-me-rude-christmas-card\"\u003eLittle Birdie Told Me Rude Christmas Card\u003c\/a\u003e as a matched set, or grab the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/talking-bird-inappropriate-birthday-card\"\u003eTalking Bird Inappropriate Birthday Card\u003c\/a\u003e for later. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003efunny greeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/build-your-own-note-card-box\"\u003eBuild Your Own Card Box\u003c\/a\u003e for $50, shipped free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":67129960857715,"sku":"6-GRE014-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":67129960890483,"sku":"6-GRE014-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":67129960923251,"sku":"6-GRE014-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/6ebfe0e8-85ec-4069-acc0-685c148bf654-copy.jpg?v=1794269648","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/talking-moose-funny-adult-christmas-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}