{"product_id":"talking-goose-naughty-christmas-card","title":"Talking Goose Naughty Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis naughty Christmas card looks completely wholesome: a goose in a red knit hat and scarf, framed by holly, pinecones and a Christmas bell. Then someone reads it: “A little goose told me the holidays are here… and I was like: FUCK ME, it’s a talking goose.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope. Made for goose people, farmers, backyard flock keepers and adult gift exchanges. Explicit language on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Goose in a red knit hat and scarf with holly, berries, pinecones and a bell\u003cbr\u003e• Cozy traditional look that hides the punchline\u003cbr\u003e• Original Designs by Linda Nee artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Goose lovers and backyard flock keepers\u003cbr\u003e• Farmers and homesteaders\u003cbr\u003e• Best friends and sisters with a filthy sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Adult gift exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who’s survived a goose encounter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA few lines that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• “Honk if you’re ready for Christmas.”\u003cbr\u003e• “The goose told me. I’m telling you.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Merry Christmas from one wild bird to another.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Have a season with fewer geese than last year.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCollect the whole talking animal crew: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/talking-moose-funny-adult-christmas-card\"\u003eTalking Moose Funny Adult Christmas Card\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/little-birdie-told-me-rude-christmas-card\"\u003eLittle Birdie Told Me Rude Christmas Card\u003c\/a\u003e. For barnyard fans, try the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-rooster-chicken-birthday-note-card\"\u003eFunny Rooster Chicken Birthday Note Card\u003c\/a\u003e. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/build-your-own-note-card-box\"\u003eBuild Your Own Card Box\u003c\/a\u003e for $50, shipped free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":67129961283699,"sku":"6-GRE015-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":67129961316467,"sku":"6-GRE015-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":67129961349235,"sku":"6-GRE015-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/b5e18e49-0c7b-49b2-a9bf-812f57763bf4-copy.jpg?v=1794269646","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/talking-goose-naughty-christmas-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}