{"product_id":"still-married-funny-anniversary-card","title":"Still Married Funny Anniversary Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eMarriage is beautiful, meaningful, and occasionally a minor miracle. This funny anniversary card pairs a “Holy Shit. We're Still Married.” punchline with two sweet chickadees on a flowering branch — soft watercolor art that keeps the humor bold without feeling crude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the easy pick for a husband, wife, or longtime partner who appreciates sarcasm and has survived another year together. Printed on textured Red River Linen card stock, this 5 × 7-inch folded card is blank inside with a coordinating envelope — ready for your own heartfelt message, or a note on whose fault everything is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One 5 × 7-inch funny anniversary card\u003cbr\u003e• Original chickadee watercolor artwork, printed on the front\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Husbands, wives, and longtime partners\u003cbr\u003e• 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, and 50th anniversaries\u003cbr\u003e• Sarcastic spouses and bird lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a photo, handwritten memory, or small gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic love and marriage humor? Pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/best-decision-you-ever-made-wedding-card\"\u003eBest Decision You Ever Made Wedding Card\u003c\/a\u003e for the newlyweds in your life, or the chickadee-loving \u003ca href=\"\/products\/talking-bird-inappropriate-birthday-card\"\u003eTalking Bird Inappropriate Birthday Card\u003c\/a\u003e for more feathered sarcasm, and browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003ethe full collection of funny greeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e from Designs by Linda Nee for more spouse-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this anniversary card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this card work for any anniversary year?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the joke works for a 10th, 25th, 50th, or any year in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361684709491,"sku":"6-ANN001-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361684742259,"sku":"6-ANN001-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361684775027,"sku":"6-ANN001-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/9ee82aed63a28fb98e8e7e62800819d14e0ff7b9.jpg?v=1787133727","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/still-married-funny-anniversary-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}