{"product_id":"smart-people-swear-just-because-card","title":"Smart People Swear Just Because Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.” Some people send sweet, sentimental cards. Other people send the truth, with supporting research, naturally. This hilariously blunt just because card features bold black typography on a clean white background for unapologetic adult humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s the easy pick for the intelligent, foul-mouthed person in your life — best friends, coworkers, siblings, or a spouse who treats profanity as a highly developed communication skill. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch just because card\u003cbr\u003e• Crisp black typography on a clean white background\u003cbr\u003e• Contains explicit adult language\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Best friends with no filter\u003cbr\u003e• Sarcastic coworkers and foul-mouthed family\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays, congratulations, and celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Just-because surprises for people who swear intelligently\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more bold, unapologetic humor? Browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more foul-mouthed favorites.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this just because card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this card contain explicit language?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, this card contains explicit adult language, as shown in the product photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361684021363,"sku":"6-GRE002-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361684054131,"sku":"6-GRE002-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361684086899,"sku":"6-GRE002-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/919b2e92-6941-4fed-a887-d96b028acaf4-copy.jpg?v=1786728086","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/smart-people-swear-just-because-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}